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I think the TF2 mercs take turns giving pep talk to the team before match, and they almost equally suck at it. Soldier is too patriotic, Engie - too strategic, Spy - too pretentious, that sort of thing.
The only person whose speeches the team actually loves is Demo. He makes no sense but he puts his entire soul and pussy into it. He says shit like "Lads... Today ya have'ta ask yerself... are ya a man? Or an imitation of man? D'ya go oot there with fire in yer eye and fight in yer soul, or d'ya yield like a sorry buncha loosers?! A' say today we take all th'bombs and rockets and shove them up the BLU's arses! Thus begins our thousand year reign of blood!" and everyone loses their goddamn mind.
superheroes are so weak. “keeping my identity a secret is so hard :/” to YOU. my parents dont even know what type of music i like.
Percy: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.
Poseidon: Percy. My dearest and favourite child. You cannot address the council of the gods as cowards.
Percy: But-
Poseidon: Even if they are cowards. Yes, I know. We should've done better in the last two wars. You still cannot do it, because then Zeus will try to smite you. I will stop him. We will fight and likely start world war 3. You might get caught in the crossfire and end up dead.
Percy: But-
Poseidon: Tyson, Sally, Paul and Estelle will all likely get caught in the crossfire.
Percy:
Percy: Fine. I'll use a different introduction.
I love the invader zim fandom ... we may be a small circle but we CRAZY AF!!!!!!!
Support Tumblr Artists!
Likes are nice
Reblogs help a lot to get a bigger audience
Compliments in the tags are super sweet
Follows are hella rad
Ask responses to drawing challenges/memes are always appreciated
Shout Outs are super helpful
Baldur's Gate fanartists will draw Astarion like a renaissance painting and Wyll like the cover of an adventure novel and Gale like a Leyendecker drawing and Karlach like the cover of a trashy romance novel (where she is the beefy hunk and her love interest is the swooning maiden) and Lae'zel like a knight in a manuscript and Shadowheart and Minthara like the cover of a lesbian pulp novel and Halsin coming out of a lake like the bear equivalent of the Birth of Venus and they're all so right
Catherine: I'm sorry, why didn't you think you could be a lesbian?
Kitty: Remember that one time when Anne said being gay was her thing?
Catherine: ...
Catherine: And you believed her?
I don't know how to explain to y'all that 1989 has literally always been both city and beach
There's no reason for any character to be a cop like was Nancy Drew a cop? Naur she was just nosy as hell and I respect that
me, after any minor inconvenience: the first thing that happened was theodore nott came back from france
Guy who’s listened to 5 Bob Dylan albums: blonde on blonde is a masterpiece. The absolute pinnacle of rock and lyricism that could compete with any Shakespeare play.
Guy who’s listened to 50 Bob Dylan albums: dude you gotta hop on Christmas in the heart (2009)
While you support Russian artists, Russia destroys the Ukrainian art academy in Kyiv
You guys ever think about how people call it the “Slender Mansion” despite the fact that almost everytime it’s described it’s more like a Manor?
Nothing beats the feeling when you start getting comments on every fic in a fandom or ship from one person, and it’s clear that they’re going on a fic-binge.
