The Twilight Zone - Blog Posts

I LOVE THIS BLOG SO MUCH!! I you have a good Day and enjoyable times! :)

Thank you for the warm words. I hope your evening is pleasant as well. -R.S.

You, me, Dennys, 20:00 next Friday? I'll pay

An agreeable arrangement, if not for the questions unanswered. Which Denny's? And whose company should I expect? -R.S.

To who (or what) ever is sending some of my possessions into The Twilight Zone: Please stop. I need those. -R.S.

He's right. There really is nothing as special and as human as kindness. Especially now, especially in a world where kindness is punished and hate rewarded. The moral of tonights story is this: kindness shines brightest in the darkest of time's, in our world and in... The Twilight Zone.

elvis do you believe it's important to be kind in a world that isn't

Woah mama it's the only thing that's important

look I understand why people would be compelled by the amulet, but that’s just not the kind of thing I would do. if I had the amulet it wouldn’t even effect me even slightly. actually, if you hand over the amulet right now right this second I can prove to you how uneffected I will be. just for a second

If I ever needed to choose a successor, it would be Mr. Jeremy Elbertson.

Most Twilight Zone episodes: A harrowing and haunting tale about the potential depths of human depravity, the risks of technology in a bleak and uncertain world, human sanity being push to its limits in the face of the unknowable.

Every other Twilight Zone episode: What if like... uh... weird looking aliens gave a guy super strength and he did a bunch of Looney Tunes type shit. That would be kind of fucked up.

the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

we were just as smart then as we are now

we are just as stupid now as we were then

A warm welcome to those of you who have just joined us. I hope you find your stay here in The Twilight Zone most enjoyable.

war and hate on planet venus

What lies before you is an unfortunate series of events, each of which could have been more and more easily avoid as time passed, the warning signs building up into an unavoidable wall. But instead of being a deterrent, the warnings became a suggestion. A beacon, calling on more unfortunate souls to try this concoction; in the only place where stop is go and yes is no: The Twilight Zone.

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

Mr Sterling, opinion on gummy bears?

The Gummy Bear; The humble German sweet, likely one older than any of you watching. This gelatine ursid, whose origin is much darker than you would think, are quite the delightful treat.

Mr serling im so sorry i misspelled you name twice autocorrect decided it wanted to fix that but not the k in zone please dont reveal ive been stuck in the twillight zone all my life

You are but an observer, traveling through, never lingering

But if you ever come across anything strange, something that cannot be explained by rational thought, perhaps you have found yourself now a permanent resident of... The Twilight Zone.

Mr. Sterling, does everyone we see in Twillight Zkne episodes get stuck in the Twillight Zone forever or do they get to come out with their memories of Something Fucked Up(tm) happening into a world that reflects what happened(eg if someones mom was murdered by a dog the mom is gone when they get out of the Twillight Zone) or do they stay in the Twillight Zone forever?

They have always lived in The Twilight Zone. There is no world for them to return to, that is simply their reality, as it always has been and always will be.

Tonight's story features one man, the King of Rock, reported dead nearly half a century ago. His music still famous, his image still recurrent across the world. But what would happen if his mantle was once more picked up? And on Earth's most unpredictable website here in... The Twilight Zone

i started whispering woah mama to myself when i cant sleep

My conduct this year landed me on Santa Claus's fabled and controversial "Kill-at-all-Costs" List. Turns out the reason the big man and his people don't exercise that option more often is that they really aren't good at following through on it. Well outside their core competency. He's delegated to the elves, and they've got this ingrained assembly-line mindset that doesn't translate at all to the adaptable and fluid mindset needed for siege breaking. They just haven't adjusted their playbook at all from when they're doing rote deliveries. Armed Elves have been rappelling down my chimney one at a time into the roaring fire I've kept going nonstop for the last week. They haven't even thought to try my front door yet. Whole house smells like peppermint, which it turns out is what burnt elf meat smells like. Thought I was being super clever putting cyanide-laced almond milk out with the cookies as a last line of defense, but none of them have made it even the scant few feet to the side table where that's sitting. At the rate things are going the real danger is that I'm gonna forget what I did with that and accidentally drink it myself while I'm watching the show

lowkey we just got raptured ​and you’re still here that’s crazy im posting from heaven

man who refuses to commit suicide only due to his long-standing pattern of indecision

imagine a cigarette

Hello again, Mr. Presly, and welcome back to The Twilight Zone.

Is it morally correct to give the orange man an Elvis special (a bullet)?

Woah mama it's always correct to attack facism

Is it morally correct to give the orange man an Elvis special (a bullet)?

Woah mama it's always correct to attack facism

Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

At work there used to be a sign on a few things that would say like "if this bubbles, run for your life" and "if you hear thumping run for cover" and "bears can and will kill you" and really in general I wish the park service was more willing to say "you are not at home, you are not at disneyland, you can die here and you can die so badly your family will have to bury an empty casket because no one will risk their own life to collect your idiot corpse."