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okay, idea time! I was thinking of a Reader who ships BL, their favorite book had been the Birth of a Hero, Reader read it right before Kim Rok Soo did, but fate decided that Kim Rok Soo was more important in saving the world than Reader was, and...
"I hate you... So... Much..."
Cale sighed, looking at the ceiling like he was Done with all of Reader's BS. Which, he was, but survival was more important than her OTP getting together, okay?
"Choi Han and Alberu just had that homoerotic chemistry together, you know?! THE SEXUAL TENSION WAS SUPER HIGH IN THE SCENE WHERE-"
Cale knows. He KNOWS. He REMEMBERS. You've talked about it almost all the time in your previous life.
He doesn't want to hear it again.
"BUT NOW?" Instead of a tear-streaked face and more whining of your OTP not getting together, Reader grins, "Choi Han and Alberu are definitely gay for you, Love!"
Cale choked.
"What?"
Reader nods. "There are so many people who have potential to be your love interest-"
"I think we're forgetting that the genre of this book is literally hurt/no comfort and adventure... Right?"
"Darling, this is the real world now! Chances for Romance is now very flexible without an author to limit the romantic scenes based on the capacity of their imagination!"
True... But Cale's not giving up on his definitely-not found family and hurt/comfort with hints of fluff genre change, "Choi Han's relationship with Alberu was just a Prince and his trusted knight, though?"
"And now, Choi Han is your trusted knight, and the Prince has a deeper relationship with you! Heck, a whole bunch of characters seem to have a significant relationship with you! Beacrox seems closer to you lately as well, you know?"
I'm sorry, WHAT?!
Reader nods, a proud grin on your face. "My dear Cale~ Such a charmer~ I don't mind you gathering a harem as long as I get to see all the pretty ti-"
"Haaaaaaaa..." You were driving Cale nuts.
......
"Hey Cale?"
"Hmm?"
"Do you think those tentacles exist here too?"
You were driving Cale VERY. NUTS. And he feels he needs to apologize to Alberu.
.....
God forbid you see Adin.
"Oh my god, he's HOT. HE'S DEFINITELY THE TOP WHILE VALENTINO'S THE BOTTOM! MY OTHER FAVORITE SHIP STILL EXISTS, THANK GOD-"
Cale sighs. He's so tired. Raon taps his knee.
"Human, is that Adin-bastard strong? Is that why he's on top?"
Cale is more tired now.
.....
Valentino is now on Cale's side.
Reader nods in pride. "My love, your Harem grows!"
.....
Reader also had a sudden realization.
You look at Cale with sparkling eyes. "You don't have your bulging muscles anymore..."
Cale raises a brow. "Yeah? So?"
Reader places a hand on Cale's shoulder. "It means that you're breedable!"
Huh?
"YOU'RE A TWINK!"
"I AM NOT!"
"A BOTTOM!"
"I CAN STILL DOMINATE! AND YOU KNOW THAT VERY WELL!"
A gleeful squeal from Reader. "A POWER BOTTOM!"
THE WAY I WOULD BOTHER HIM ENDLESSLY ??? SCREAMING
hopefully he'd show me how he is able to dominate HUEHUEHUE