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>be me
>tlaloc, god of rain, sun of the third (current) world
>married to xochiquetzal, a goddess of sexuality and all that
>wife seems bothered by all my time as sun rather than at home
>she says its nothing when i ask
>turns out she's cheating on me with tezcatlipoca
>tezcatlipoca invents texting several worlds early to message me about how his ''🅱️arbed 🅱️enis' gets all the 'xochiqussy' now
>spite drought.jpeg
>people keep begging me for rain despite being too depressed for it
>rain of fire.jpeg
>world fucking ends and we need a new sun for the next one
>find new wife who won't cheat on me with tezcatlipoca and is sun of next world
>our daughter comes home one day with her new boyfriend
>it's tezcatlipoca