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What if Guillermo can live forever (-being a vampire)

okay so please hear me out here, this has been in my head since we found out Guillermo can’t really truly be a vampire (due to his van helsing genes). I’ve heard theories that Guillermo could be some type of energy vampire but personally it just doesn’t sit right with me, so here is my alternative.

First of all, do you remember the witches who used semen spells to stay young forever? What if Guillermo, who already has a link with those witches and continues to keep in contact with them regularly and most likely at this point has at-least a rudimentary understanding of how the potions are made, ends up as a witch/wizard?

Guillermo takes/is given the recipe for the immortality potion by the witches, uses it to stay alive forever and be with Nandor and the other vampires, and to finally be a part of the world he’s always loved (though not in the way he’s truly wanted, but I feel he would come to terms with that and end up enjoying not having to kill people to stay alive).

And! Though this bit is NSFW (but what part of that show isn’t), Guillermo could either cut ties with the witches or become friends with them (get Nadja some more female/femme friends too so she can watch Mamma Mia with!) and get the semen for himself from Nandor. Be pretty easy if those two end up together (THEY BETTER) and become a thing, because as much as I love to head cannon characters as asexual, those two are not ace. So honestly it’s a win win WIN situation!

Now this could be totally wrong but it’s been stuck with me for months and I thought I’d atleast share it with some people! Let me know if this makes any sense at all, and if you have any questions on the logistics of how this would work that I did not explain! <333

WWDITS S4 JULY 12 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nandor?

Apparently human blood has about the same amount of protein as the average protein shake. You just met Dracula at the local gym and he. is. absolutely. ripped.

Those bitches in Cabin 9...

the day nandor lets guillermo hug him is the day i can rest

making my sister watch wwdits she saw this in my camera roll and asked “is the hug real??” and looking at it now someone who doesnt know context would probably think that….

im crying

Ok so random thought but I need a Criminal Minds X What We Do In The Shadows fan fic. I just need the team investigating all the freaking Larpers Guillermo keeps feeding to the vampires. And just like I imagine it’s season three before Nandors wedding or just some time when Guillermo hasn’t slept in a week and their just getting investigated by the freaking FBI.

I would love to know whether it was the writers' or Kayvan Novak's idea to have Nandor clutch Guillermo's sweater the entire time while the latter is hiding from the Baron in s5

this boys and end of the show was amazing.

i just finished what we do in the shadows s5 (and this post is about the ending(among other things) so spoiler alert!!!!)

i just have to say ohmygod it was so good i cried i laughed i felt every feeling imagineable. but my mian poiny rn is guilermo with the longer hair and the beard was so goddamn hot. he was just so so AAAAAA

also it has been so beautiful to see all the vampires start caring more and more for guillermo this season. lazlo and guillermos relationship has grown so much, we started seeing their friendship last season when they were both raising baby colin robinson togehter. but this season their friesndhip really peaked, with lazlo agreeing to keep guillermo being turned a secret from the others, then helping him through it, then giving him a head start when nandor found out, and then at the end when he helped guillermo take derek to the necromanser. also nadja and guilermos friendship has grown this season too, with the whole urgent care episode being about them (cant remember if they were the real focus but they should always be). it has just been realy nice

also all that nandermo in the last ep was just *chefs kiss*

the inherent tragedy of a human that wants nothing more than to be a vampire and a vampire that wants nothing more than to be a human falling in love

All I can think of when I read this is the scene from the what we do in the shadows show with Nandor saying "We drank the blood of some people, and the people were on drugs and now I'm a wizard"

Given the amount of cocaine that Teddy Lobo is constantly running on, biting Teddy would probably get Dracula wizard high. Just suddenly turning into a bunch of bats who are all flying into eachother and screaming. Ripping apart a few randoms with his claws. I believe that he bit Teddy at some point in the process of making him a familiar and I firmly believe that this put Dracula behind on his plans like at least an hour as he struggled to maintain his physical form and stop flying apart as a bunch of cocaine-addled bats.

here’s the picture I was talking about that I made, I just want some type of fanfic where Guillermo introduces all the vampires to a carnival or something and then Nadja starts to realize she has feelings for the guide when they go on a ferris wheel, and also probably Nandor and Lazlo causing chaos below and probably Nandor throwing darts at a balloon but He thought that he was supposed to hit the person working their until Guillermo quickly stops him from doing so, Colin is just going to the food stands just so he could talk about the history of carnivals or something and just drain people, I have so many more thoughts, also I might draw more scenes about this, kinda like a mini comic but that might take a while, but I hope you like these ideas cuz I love them so much they all deserve happiness