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My Personal Ranking of Primarchcest ships

(Fav - least fav)

Guilliman x Angron - Pure Hate fucking. No real kink, barely any after care. The only foreplay is an argument, or more often than not, it's just Angron trying to shut Guilliman up when he rambles about taxes

Magnus x Jagathai - In my opinion, the most wholesome of all the ships. Like they might get a bit freaky in the bedroom here and there but usually no more than light bdsm if that. They love being flirty and just being around each other. Magnus reads to Jagathai while the Khan works on his bikes

Fulgrim x Ferrus - A classic, the ship that got me into shipping the primarchs. Literally femboy x Muscle Daddy. Fulgrim has every kink and fetish under the sun, and Ferrus indulges him because he loves to make his brother happy. They also love going out on dates and being cute together.

Horus x Sanguinius - I know I'm gonna catch heat for this one. Sorry, @moociaoafterdark . It's not my least favourite, but I gotta admit it's like a good in-between of Fulgrim x Ferrus and Magnus x Jagathai. You have the wholesome playful interactions with a bit more spice than Magnuthai. Like Horusang aren't trying everything in Fulgrims playroom, but they are definitely in a sadist x masochist relationship.

Dorn x Perturabo: . I wanna say hate fucking but like it's only that for Perturabo and even then sometimes. They're both their own brand of autism and they'll get on each other's nerves, but honestly, as a couple They're pretty "solid".

Konrad x Vulkan: Honestly? This is like the last ship I'll actually push for. Even then, I'm on the fence. I think these two are a wombo combo of Angron x Guilliman and Sanguinius x Horus. Like Vulkan being a pure masochist who regeneration from anything x Sadistic horrific Konrad who's constantly coming up with more torture methods to use on Vulkan. Vulkan is more than willing to take the pain if it means curbing some of Konrad's more vile urges.

Alright, these next two ships are honourable mentions. I could take or leave them. I don't really ship SHIP them, but I think their relationships would be funny:

The Lion x The Twins- Both Legions and primarchs have their secrets and play things close to the chest. I can totally see El Johnson treating his relationship with the twins as his dirty little secret. He would also be one of the only people to know their are two, not one. You also get to throw in some Twincest free of charge.

Leman x Corax - I'm mainly doing this one for two reasons Loud bombastic jock x quiet sulky goth/emo and reason two is the relationship between Corvids and Wolves. It's one of the most iconic symbiotic relationships in the wild. I don't really have more than this.

Finally, you're no doubt to notice I've left 2 out(no, not the missing 2). Well, for them, I have my own personal headcannons.

Lorgar- Huge fuckin simp for Emps but is kinda heart broken when he finds out he can't fuck God. So he goes to whichever of the couples will have him for a threesome sometimes. He's almost as kinky as Fulgrim but is unabashedly the most deviant of all the brothers. Sometimes Leman obliged and cucks Lorgar while spitting on him. Sometimes Horus and Sanguinius need a whiny subby blood bank. Lorgar is just a massive pervert.

Finally the best for last! My fav primarch: Mortarion!!! - so I put this in the tags of my last post. I totally see morty as Ace, especially Aro/Ace, but he's not sex adverse. In fact, he loves masterbating and has a few kinks that would make Fulgrim blush. He's truly oblivious to his brother's relationships, but he loves to get behind closed doors and not shower for weeks while working it to his own rancid smell. He might torture some serfs with his smell while forces them to eat him out. (What? You thought Sanguinius was the only Trans masc?)

Also, I decided to make her a daughter and get in on the Primarch kids trend.

So here is Evelin, Lorgar's/Aurelia's daughter

I imagine her and her mother's 40k relationship is very Mel and Malificent from "Descendants"

More Fem Lorgar(Aurelia) cause im slowly falling in love with her!

More Fem Lorgar(Aurelia) cause im slowly falling in love with her!

Oh, and last thing for the night. Here is my take on Fem Lorgar. I felt inspired.

I am in love with these

Daemon Primarch Lorgar of the Word Bearers

A golden giant clad in unholy scriptures and occult artefacts, He is the word of the ruinous powers, a walking cathedral to daemonic warp, and the high priest of chaos. 

SOS WORD BEARERS FANS HELP

Guys. This is my favorite legion, so I'm going to be very upset if I've misremembered this. Lorgar isn't white, right? I've never seen any art of him white, nor heard him described as such. But I'm currently reading a collection of 3 books about the word bearers, and it describes him and all his sons as having pale skin.

AM I LOSING MY MIND??

When you reached for more, he left you on the floor

EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR

More notebook doodles, now with more space marine booty and old skeletons.

i love characters who do the “i worship the myth i make of you” and in turn dehumanize and get wrong the object of their devotion and love. yes project a thing that does not exist onto a pedestal and kneel at it like it is your altar. this will surely not blow up in both of your faces eventually

Reblogging because my response has become too long to put in the replies:

I don't think many people view the traitor primarchs as irredeemable, and I think the number among people who are well-versed in Horus Heresy lore is even smaller. They are, from the beginning, tragic characters. They certainly have their damning characteristics (namely hypocrisy), but they aren't really presented as irredeemable--we even have explicit statements regarding redemption for two of them (Big E says Mortarion can be redeemed in Godblight, and he outright forgives Horus in The End and the Death Vol III). I don't entirely agree with your interpretations, however. I don't think any of them are irredeemable (at least, not due to their own actions), but I think they miss some key details.

For all Angron claimed to be standing against oppression, he spent over a century expanding the Emperor's (extremely oppressive) regime. There's no moral purity shit here, either--Angron is pretty open about how he hates serving the Emperor even as he reduces worlds to ash in his name. What you said about Mortarion also applies to Angron, because of the Butcher's Nails. He was denied the chance to die with his family on Nuceria, and for the remainder of his life before daemonhood, the one thing he wants to do is die. And then Lorgar takes that away from him.

Mortarion's fall is because, first and foremost, he cared about his sons. Typhus brought the legion to Nurgle's garden, and infected them with the Destroyer Plague. Mortarion fell to Nurgle because he wanted to end their pain. Mortion is also a hypocrite. Like Angron, for all his claims of hating tyranny, he still expanded a tyrant's domain for a century and a half. (Corvus Corax is also on this list, but this is about traitor primarchs, not loyalist)

Magnus' guilt is very hotly debated among the community, and both sides have a point. On the one hand, he did the best thing he could with the information he had available. On the other hand, he was incredibly cocky, and did not have a concept of restraint. He believed he was in control, and he was too confident in that belief. (Side note: I despise the troupe of super powers being a stand-in for being queer (or any minority of any kind, for that matter)).

Fulgrim never said "fuck it, I'll have fun". His fall to Slaanesh was driven by his belief that, after killing Ferrus Manus, he was irredeemable. He's an addict; he isn't trying to have fun, he's trying to forget reality.

Everybody agrees that Big E mishandled Lorgar, and that's the most favorable interpretation for him. His argument on why he isn't a god is literal abuser language ("If I was a god, I'd use my psychic powers to force you all to kneel before me, like this" before using his psychic powers to force all of the Word Bearers to kneel before him). And all this ignores the shit Kor Phaeron did to him.

Horus is the spoiled rich white boy of the primarchs. He didn't fall because he was lost because dad was doing everything for him beforehand, he fell because he saw a vision of the future where he wasn't given the credit he thought he deserved. And then, like anybody else who grew up being told the world would be at their feet, he lost it. There's other issues as well, such as taxes (Terra wanted to impose heavy tithes on newly conquered worlds, which Horus opposed because it would cause them to rebel), but "gee, maybe I'm not ready" was never an issue.

Alpharius and Omegon believed that they knew the Emperor's plans better than he did, and threw in their lot with the traitors because they thought that if the traitors won, it would mean the end for Chaos.

Perturabo is someone who chose to suffer in silence and hope things would magically change. He never complains, and then is shocked when things don't go his way. I'm fairly sure he's also the primarch that people find the most relatable.

Konrad Curze was certainly mentally ill, and he was certainly denied the help and support that he needed, but I don't think he was abused because of it. He's also the kind of person who thought that if you publicly lynched enough jaywalkers, crime would go down, and that the Emperor sending an assassin to kill him because he committed treason and genocide was vindication for his belief that any crime warrants being skinned alive as a punishment.

They may not be irredeemable, but their hands are fare from clean.

I love how much of warhammer 40k is clearly a bunch of white dudes sitting around, thinking up the worst shit imaginable and going "thank god that could never happen to me, the cishet white guy"

angron is a one for one depiction of slavery, yet is painted as the bad guy for wanting to stand against oppression

mortarion is disabled and constantly has his decisions taken away from him by able bodied people only to be seen as moody and uncooperative

magnus is gay or trans or both. literally a guy blamed for something he was born with that he cannot control and told you're bad if you explore this part of yourself. also you're illegal now

fulgrim was actively encouraged to pursue perfection, despite never being good enough for others. he pushed any personal pleasure aside for an uncaring crusade and then is demonized for saying "fuck it, I'll have fun"

lorgar. also known as "this is why you don't abuse your kids"

horus is the golden child who's sent out into the world by himself only to find out Gee, Maybe I'm Not Ready because good ol dad did everything for him then told him "figure it out lol"

alpharius omegon are the autistic kids who don't understand why pops is doing this, maybe we should do things a little different than "blood soaked crusade"

perturabo is the burnout middle kid who did everything to impress his father only to be told "that's what's expected of you" who then got mad since acting out was the only way he got attention

konrad curze has a mental disorder. and is abused because of it

all of these characters were so close to being some of the best representation for minorities we could get in media only for gw to eat shit right at the finish line because they can't commit to an actual story. and it's amazing just how little these writers understand that the things they depict are all real things that people suffer through every day, and are demonized for every single day, especially when we are told these characters are irredeemable and should be destroyed, no questions asked