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Evan: The human body is %70 water, so we are basically just all cucumbers with anxiety.
Jared: Excuse you, but with the amount of salt and alcohol that I consume daily, I think it's more accurate to say that i'm an anxiety pickle.
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Evan: You often use humour to deflect trauma.
Jared: Thank you!
Evan: I- never said that was a good thing..
Jared: What i'm hearing is that you think i'm funny.
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Jared: I've met a lot of pricks in my life, but you, Evan, are a fucking cactus.
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Jared: I will FIGHT the next person to insult Connor.
Connor: Bitch why, i'm a piece of shit
Jared: ALRIGHT SQUARE UP YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD-
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Connor, walking in: Sorry I was late, I was doing... stuff.
Jared, slamming open the door and looking noticeably disheveled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING S T A I R S-
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Jared: 4/20 is in 14 days, and I want you all to know that I will not tolerate any weed jokes. Not on my good, christian blog.
Connor: But your Jewish-
Jared: Not when it comes to the devil's lettuce, you heathen stoner fuck-
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Death: I've come to kill you.
Evan: Let me ask Jared.
Death: It isn't a choi-
Evan: He said no.