John Hancock - Blog Posts

ghoul of the week

There are 3 types of Fallout players.

Oh my sweet babygirl husband let me protect and cherish you.

I know he has some strong opinions but poor man was raised by a cult and I can make him better.

What the hell did you think I hoarded all the RadAway for, bitch?!

The Mayor and Magnolia

I made this drawing of Mayor John Hancock and singer Magnolia from the video game Fallout 4, if you look closely notice that I drew Magnoila to resemble her voice actress Lynda Carter who needs no introduction and who wrote and performed several own her own songs in the game.

I showed it to @reallyndacarter herself and she said she loved it, I mean it's always cool when someone who you're a fan of enjoys your drawing.

ah yes, my favorite fallout 4 characters…

the radioactive zombie mayor with a heart of gold, a taste for mischief, and a love for drugs

the charming old android detective who’s constantly tortured by memories of his past life

the detective’s autistic polyamorous twin brother from maine

robot butler

dog

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

John: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Joseph: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Sam: A realist sees a freight train.

Paul : The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

Sam: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!

John: And here we have a capitalist.

Joseph: Did you just-

Paul : Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

Joseph: *running towards John with open arms*

John: *moves out of the way*

Joseph: Hey, why'd you move?!

John: I thought you were going to attack me.

Joseph: I was going to hug you!

John: Why would you hug me?

Joseph: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

The first time I played Fallout 4 was four years ago. Now on my second playthrough, I still find myself in love with this man

Sole: I’ve only known my companions for like one second

*somehow manages to pick them all up*

Sole: But if anything happens to them I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself.

This is Hancock btw. If you even care.

(I believe in silly sex with Hancock)

"Next time," you murmured, out of breath with your head against his chest, "we're skippin' the circus act."

"Speak for yourself." Hancock shifted beneath your weight into a more comfortable position. "I thought it added character."

Like c'mon now. Shirt gets stuck over your head? Can't untie that stupid sash around his hips? Headbutting on accident? Kicking that fucker while trying to wiggle your pants off?

And don't even get me started on his laugh.

The man would be just as much amused as he was in love with this other side of you. Nobody was perfect—he sure as hell wasn’t—so why should the sex have to be?

Something something ghoul fucker.

To the people out there who don't think they'll ever find a partner because of their looks, it's okay. There are people who think the radioactive nose-less zombies from fallout are hot. Anybody has a shot.

(it's me btw guys I'm people)