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Ladybug and Cat Noir reacts to Hawkmoth Rap
nino hires max to hack into gabrielâs files to find dirt on him and to send him viruses but instead they find 12 pre-recorded versions of the hawkmoth rap
âChildren cannot be disregarded.â He says.
WTF DO YOU THINK YOUâRE DOING TO YOUR SON?!?
Nathalie: Well done, Sir! You didnât akumatize anything in 2 weeks, 6 hours, 39 minutes and 41 seconds! Here you go.
Gabriel: Is this a Sticker?
Nathalie: Not just any sticker, it has âMe-wowâ on it, as a Cat Noir pun, you know, because you havenât tried to get his Miraculous in 2 weeks, 6 hours 40 minutes and 2 seconds!
Gabriel: I am not in a nursery.
Nathalie: In case you donât want it, I can always just give it to Adrien, he is ecstatic every time I give him one.
Adrien: *standing in the door way with excitement all over his face* A sticker? For me? With a pun? A cat pun? A-are you serious Nathalie?
Nathalie: *gestures to Adrien with a âtold you soâ look*
Gabriel: No! Back off! Itâs mine! I earned this!
Adrien: *tears are coming* Bu-but... I...
Nathalie: Here Adrien, for you. Because youâre paw-sitively claw-some.
Adrien: Oh, thank you Nathalie! Youâre the greatest person alive! Here, I have something for you too, I drew a picture of us as sticker-superheroes!
Nathalie: We made a map of all the possible places Ladybug and Cat Noir could be.
Nooroo: *realises heâs dealing with absolute idiots*
Nooroo: This is just a map of Paris.
Gabriel: Exactly, we have no idea where she is.
It just says that his imagination is very limited, and he has no creativity. Which is fucking ironic, considering he's an A class fashion designer.âđ
Heya, just curious, but what do you think of Gabriel actually being smart since the introduction and thinking of simply akumatizing himself to heal his wife since nothing says against? As in, we get to know what is the Agreste's actual plans such as world domination?
I keep saying that should have been his first move as opposed to jumping straight into villainy and attacking a city in hopes that the exact two items he needs just happen to appear.
It's made even worse when you remember that the Butterfly Miraculous is OP as all get out and can do just about ANYTHING the user imagines.
He could have akumatized himself or Nathalie or even Adrien into an akuma/champion with a healing power to revive her. All of them want her back bad enough that it would work.
He could have created an akuma that could read any language and be able to translate the grimoire.
He could have created an akuma that could foretell the future and tell him what he should do to revive his wife with the lease amount of trouble.
And if he really wanted the Ladybug and Black Cat Miraculous so badly, he could have made a tracker akuma that could just...y'know...FIND THEM.
Now, I understand that every Miraculous has limits so maybe he's not able to just do anything he wants...but given that his akumas so far have been able to, among other things: flood Paris despite it being quite a distance above sea level, create volcanos strong enough to knock the planet out of its natural orbit, destroy the world, and TIME TRAVEL...well, I'm a little hard pressed to tell just where that limit is supposed to be, since I'm pretty sure that "revive comatose wife" would be substantially easier than ANY of those things.
As it stands, either the guy is an idiot with a hard on for overly complex solutions or he's just a run of the mill villain after world domination. And it would be better for the series if they would just make up their minds which one he's supposed to be.