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loneliness is fine before it gulps you in, life’s stressful rn and that’s all you need to know ☺️
me: i wanna talk about my ocs
someone: ok tell me about your ocs
me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them
(reading chat) “did you see ishowspeed got the top one inch of his head cut off by a wushu blade?” is that true? can i get a, can i get a check on that? did ishowspeed get the top one inch of his head sliced off by a wushu blade? cuz an inch is like, a lot (laughs) i mean, i'd rather, i'd rather get the top one inch of my head cut off than the bottom one inch, for sure … he's in the hospital?!?! i never know if librarian's trolling. (googling) ishowspeed wushu blade … (reading results) three weeks ago: "ishowspeed becomes a kung fu master" … "ishowspeed's shocking moment when he pulled out a sword" … i gotta know man. "ishowspeed showcases incredible kung fu skills in china" … ishowspeed (laughs) one inch of head still there or not. hang on, let's ask grok. chatgpt, uh, (googling) chatgpt free … (typing) did ishowspeed get the top half of his head cut off- sorry, top (laughing) top one inch of his head chopped off by a wu .. shu .. blade please please pleasethank youthnaks thank you pelase if you would thank you plase thanks pleas eif you would please (sighs) what do you mean "searching the web", i can do that shit myself. why do i n- (laughs) why do i need your help to- "no he did not have the top inch of his head chopped off by a wushu blade. this appears to be a fictional or exaggerated rumor." okay there you go. "there are no credible reports or evidence to suggest that ishowspeed experienced any injury involving a wushu blade or had a portion of his head removed. the rumors about such an incident are likely fabricated or based on misinformation." (laughs) alright. thats fucking funny man. they say chatgpt can't make you laugh, it's got no sense of humor … "there's no credible reports or evidence to suggest that ishowspeed experienced any injury involving a wushu blade or had a portion of his head removed." that's fucking funny. that's a funny ass sentence, man.
why does nl look near suicidal in this thumbnail its so fucking funny
Will never get over that the two biggest version differences between scarlet/violet is how you mod your bike and getting to choose which one of arven's parents die. Who is your favorite beast. Okay now shoot one of these professors in the head and orphan their son.
wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media
your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On
sure, season 2+ has "better animation" and "not insane pacing and timing" but it comes at the cost of the factors needed to result in such Compelling And Definitely Emotive moments as this clip, which i have watched 1000 times
this cut is the funniest thing ever actually
I'd like to add my own all time fav aMSa tweet here.
To celebrate the new Asumsaus video on potentially my favourite ssbm player (between him and hbox), here’s a collection of some of aMSa’s funniest tweets because I love this man and he is way too funny
So true
For context, this was when panda essentially got Nintendo to sue a rival world tour out of existence and tons of players started dropping out
So for thisone I actually witnessed it unfold - he started hyping up a big yoshi tech he had kept hidden then went live and dropped this banger
HE LIKES KINGDOM HEARTS I LOVE THIS MAN
I have that exact keyblade actually, same shitty chain and everything
Anyway that video was great and had me popping off and tense and I LOVE MELEE
Whats it like hating a driver who's a joy, with a smile who can light up the paddock, and who drips sex appeal. What's it like being so bitter about your favorites red bull stint that you'd deny that driver any chance at redemption. Whats it like hating the funniest man on the grid, who is beloved by everyone else?
where did you ever get the idea that i hate yuki tsunoda?
Law's story mode is the best fucking thing in Tekken 8.
We pretty much knew Kirby and the Forgotten Land wasn't going to be properly post-apocalyptic, because while Kirby does routinely fight elder gods, they never actually get to succeed in eradicating all life, but I feel like Nintendo's workaround of "everything is deserted because a high-tech human civilisation captured an alien god, tortured its secrets from it, achieved some sort of post-human singularity and ascended en masse to a higher plane of existence, abandoning their uplifted animal servants to inherit the empty world they left behind" is kind of more fucked up than if everything had just gotten blown up.
My name... is Bu-sama。
俺様の名前は... ブ様。
My size: Big.
身長: 大きい。
My intelligence: Also big (genius).
知能指数：それも大きい(天才)。
My hobby: Getting stuck in a room.
趣味: 部屋に閉じ込められること。
