Forced Cyclingization - Blog Posts

Come here, sit down, let's watch Giro d'Italia for hours and I explain to you how it works as you try to find a good moment to make out with me

Can u do a cyclemasc edit refrencing that one guy that was doping that cost him the tour de france? I’m sure the T allusion… ?

Hello anon, and welcome to the forced cyclingization.

I assume you are referring to Lance Armstrong who was found to have been using various doping substances among which testosterone.

I'm sorry but I don't think I will make this kind of post because it isn't my intention to associate the use of testosterone with doping or to further keep on the association with doping and cycling.

Armstrong has been a really sad chapter of cycling history and due to him many people still heavily associate cycling with doping but my intention is to celebrate modern doping free cycling together with trans joy.

I also don't think that the transgender community really needs to create and spread the association of "taking testosterone = doping". Sure, it is a known fact that athletes in various sports have been using it to enhance their performances but for trans men testosterone is a necessity and not a way of cheating so I will avoid making this kind of association.

Thank you anyway for your ask, so I had the chance to word this out.

How insecure must you be not to appreciate such a beautiful colour?

I need someone to bring me with him on a bike ride and teach me how to properly ride and push me to my limit because "that's the only way to get better". He would convince me I should consider racing and that if I want to be a better cyclist I need to take testosterone. Of course he would help me get the shot because I am a pissy boy and he'd do it on my leg telling me how he can see the improvement I had...

Can we please talk about Josh's helmet tan lines? I am actually obsessed with them.

Also he did such a good job today at the Giro!!

How about cycling forcemasc? Maybe being a man isn't about how big you are but about how many kilometers you can ride in a peloton with the boys

forcemasc cowboy this forcmasc cowboy that. how about ice hockey forcemasc. yall ever thought about that

Will you man up and take the first step or lie there and be miserable? The choiche is yours

Dysphoria from shaving? What is even that, dude? All cyclists shave their legs.