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Radiostatic omegaverse fic where Alastor (alpha, barely acknowledges it, doesn't care) is completely unaware Vox is an omega and just finds the television man entertaining and Vox is convinced Alastor is only interested in him because he's an "undesirable/unmated omega" he can control/own.
They have the world's most complicated (and sad) and confusing mating ritual. Neither of them realizes that's what they're doing.
They're never on the same wavelength despite, ironically, being able to literally share the same wavelength. Somehow adding avenues of communication only hinders their progress.
(Rosie is torn between actually helping her friend and just watching the car crash from a distance with some popcorn handy.)