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Drukkari is the newest addition to the "he's fast, she's weird" club but, like, with switch roles
*Karun filming for the documentary*
Kingo: Good responses for being stabbed in the back? GO!
Makkari *signing*: Rude.
Druig: Seems fair.
Ikaris:Not again.
Thena: Do you want it back?
Gilgamesh: Nice, where did you get this blade?
Sersi: Auch? That wasn't really nice of you.
Sprite: Finally a end to my eternal suffering.
Phastos: Just do it quickly, I have a lot to do.
*Ajax just dosen't know how to deal with this, too much to fix*
Jack: Uncle Druig, what's a thot? Druig*about to crack up*: A thoughtful person, kiddo.
*later at the dinner table*
Jack: Daddie can you pass the salt?
Phastos:Sure kid.
Jack:Thanks daddie, you're such a thot.
Phastos: DRUIG! What did you do?!
*Druig and Phastos drunk*
Druig: Do you notice that whatever Ikaris does pisses off everyone?
Phastos: Totally!
*Ikaris doing his own thing eating chicken*
Druig: Look at that bitch eating chicken like nothing.
Phastos: Why you eating chicken bitch?
*Makkari beating the shit out of Ikaris still after what happened*
Sprite: I think you got him...
Makkari*signing while smashing*:You want what he's having?
Sprite: Not really, I'm good.
Makkari*signing while smashing*: Justice for DRUIG!
Druig*signing*: I love you so much.
Druig:I'm...wait for it...in...wait for it...love...wait for it...
*Sersi rolling her eyes while reading her magazine*
Druig: With...wait for it...a...wait for it...
*Sersi starting to loose her patience*
Druig: Certain... wait for it
Sersi *screaming a bit*: I know that you're in love with Makkari!
Druig: I don't love her ok?
*Sersi smashing the magazine to Druig*
Druig: Fine! I just miss her when she's not around, I think about her when I see something I know she would like, and I see her in slow motion...
Sersi: Please tell me you're hearing yourself.
Druig: Oh shit, I'm in love with her...
Makkari*signing*: If one of you had to pick one of the other guys to go out with who would you pick.
Gilgamesh*rolling his eyes while sigining*:I'm not answering that.
Phastos*signing*:I'm not dating any of this morons.
Kingo*signing and whispering*: Ikaris...
Druig*signing while sinning*: BI! BI! BI!
Ikaris: I feel flattered Kingo :)
Ikaris: Druig, think you can answer questions without the usual level of sarcasm when I speak to you.
Druig:Ok, if you don't ask stupid questions, I wont answer with sarcasm.
*Ikaris does something stupid*
Sersi: What and absolute fucking idiot.
Druig: Totally...
Sersie: He's my fucking stupid idiot, so shut up.
Makkari*signing*:Love, you should drink less coffee.
Druig*signing*:Coffee cures depression.
Druig*signing*: More espresso less dsepresso
Ikaris*whispering to Kingo*:I think Sersi is undressing me with her eyes.
Kingo: I don't think so, dude she's eating chips.
Druig: What are you guys talking about?
Ikaris:Nothing.
Druig: Come'on I won't laugh or say something, I'm bored.
Ikaris: Fine, but I swear to god if you do say something.
Druig:Yeah, you will burn me with your laser eyes. So go ahead tell me.
Kingo: He thinks Sersi is undressing him with her eyes.
Druig*running away*: No, because she isn't laughing, you morons.
Ikaris: Sorry I lost my cool for a second, I'm back.
Druig: You can't loose something you never had.
Ikaris: I swear to god, I'm going to kill him.
Druig*signing*:If a villan got you, my beautiful Makkari, I'd hunt them down to the ends of earth so they could face me, and I would do so many mind games they wouldn't even know their fucking name.
Makkari*signing*: If someone does something to you, I'll fucking kill him, without second thoughts, my love.
Gligamesh*whispering to Thena*:Do they realize this is not a normal way to say I love you...
Thena *whispering back*: Mehh, I find it cute.
Druig:I'm the most free person between all of us.
Gligamesh:Yeah...So when Makkari asked you to sit down and relax.
Druig: What was I suppos to sign no?
*Everyone standing in front of the broken ship*
Phastos*signing*: So who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know.
Sersi*signing too*: I did it, I broke it.
Phastos*signing*: No, no you didn't. Druig anything to say?
Druig*signing*: Don't look at me, look at Ikaris.
Ikaris*signing*: What? I didn't break it!
Druig*signing*:Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it's broken huh?
Makkari*signing*: Dear....
Ikari*signing*: For the last time Druig I didn't broke it!
Druig:Suspicious...
Ikaris: NO, is not!
Thena*whispering*: Wanna go get coffe?
Gligamesh*whispering back*:Yeah, let's leave this bullshit.
Kingo*signing*: If It matters, probably not, but Sprite was the last one to use it, for that mission.
Sprite*signing*:Liar! I don't even touch that crap!
Phastos: Hey, hey, hey. It's not a crap.
Kingo*signing*: Oh, really Sprite, then why did you enter the ship before.
Sprite*signing*: It's where I have my console! Everybody knows that!
Sersi:Ok, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Phastos.
Phastos:No, who of you broke it!
Makkari*signing*:This is fucking stupid.
Druig*signing*: I'll say it again. It was defently Ikaris, he's the one with laser eyes, and he's been awfully quiet.
Ikaris*signing while screaming*: OH REALLY?! You're a big piece of shit.
Makkar*signing*:Oh, you shouldn't say that.
*everyone starts to argue*
*Phastos leaving following Gligamesh and Thena*
Phastos: I'm the one who broke it, I wanted to try this thing of Star Wars, that makes you wanna go to the speed of light.
Gligamesh: Yeah, we know it's you.
Thena: Interesting mind game, my friend...
Phastos: Poor dummies.
Karun: Uhmm, Sir I have a question? How do sir Druig and miss Makkari get out big messes?
Kingo: Bold of you to assume that they get out of them, they just make one worse, and cancel the first one.
Druig*signing*: Oh, my god aren't we down the mistletoe.
Makkari*signing while looking up*:Druig, that's is not a mistletoe.
*later that night*
Druig*thinking*:Oh, my god! He was flirting with me!
Kingo*signing*: Come, on Makkari, I know you and Druig have a weird thing.
Makkari*pissed signing*: That's not true, he's my friend, like you.
Kingo*signing*:Ok, what do bees make?
Makkari*signing confused*: Honey?
*Druig going to hug Makkari from behind*
Druig*signing while hugging her*: What do you need beautiful?
*Druig and Makkari about to introduce themselves to the avengers*
Druig *signing*: Beatiful do you know what is a great conversation opener, "so...do you like bread?" Everybody does like bread, and then bam you have something in common with humans. I've never tried, but I think it would work.
Makkari*signing*: Are you saying that we should introduce ourselves to the avengers like this?
Druig*signing*: Genius right?
Makkari*signing*:Ehm...Love, they're going to kick our asses.
Phastos*signing*: How did you guys break the bed again?
Kingo*signing*: Yeah, what were you guys even doing?
Druig*signing*:Uhm..
*LAST NIGHT*
Druig*signing*: I bet you can't jump high enough to touch the celling, without using your powers.
Makkari*signing*: Try me, bitch.
Ikaris: Druit you have to work on your manners, humans are complaining. You should say please and thank you, at least.
Druig: Ok, let me try. Ikaris.
Ikaris: Ok, go ahead
Druig:Ikaris, my friend please shut the fuck up, thank you.
Ikaris: Not what I meant but that's something.
Druig: I find attractive when Makkari.
Thena* a bit done with it*: When Makkari what?
Druig: Yes.
Thena*rolling her eyes*: Phastos and Kingo were right, I should stayed in earth, they said that you would do this. But NO I have this need to help everyone, so shit.
Druig: You didn't understand, right. She's perfect every single minute and does everything amazing.
Phastos: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how " hot" you are.
Druig: It not a joke, it never was. I'm legit a snack.
Phastos*deep breathe*
Druig: Look, I know we have an uspoken rivalry, but I...
Ikaris: First, of all it's not a rivalry, I just you're always mean to me. And it's not unspoken you always talk about how much you hate me.
Kingo *signing*: Would you take a bullet for me Makkari?
Makkari *signing confused*: Uhm, yes. I guess...
*Druig angrily smashing his book on the floor*
Kingo *signing*: Great, thanks!
Druig*stopping Kingo*: Where do you think you're going?!
Karun: Amazing sir. I got that on camera!
Kingo: Karun, a bit of help here!
Karun: Sir, I think sir Druig dosen't want that. And it would be better for the documentary sir Kingo!
Ikaris:Any questions?
Druig: Yeah, I have one.
Ikaris: What Druig?
Druig: How dare you?!
*Ikaris existing*
Druig *signing to Makkari*: Can I shoot him, love?
Makkari *signing*: Not in public, dear.
Phastos *signing*: Uhmm what did you with our ship?
Makkari*signing*: Uhm, I'll let Druig answer that.
Druig *signing*: So you know we had a lot of time and well she rebordered the cylinder, modified the intake valves on the injection system, added a blower and installed a 5 pound nitrous thank.
Makkari*signing*: And he put some cool stickers!
Kingo: You know normal couples have sex.
Phastos: Every talk I have with you people gets more stupid!
Gligamesh: You say "you people" as if you're not part of the family.
Druig: And that's quite offensive, since I bring extremily interessing ideas in the chats we have.
Kingo*signing*: Oh, yeah super interesting like Makkari hair smells like flowers, or Makkari is so smart.
*Makkari suddently stopping reading the book*
Druig *signing*: Yeah, so what? She's perfect.
Makkari *blushing*
Phastos: Yeah, still not getting used to this.
Sersi: Druig sleeps after us and is awake before us. Does he even sleep?
Kingo: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.
*Druig and Makkari walking by holding hands*
Druig: Shut the fuck up Kingo.
Makkari*signing*: Love, I wonder that too.
Druig*sining*: You too my dear?
Kingo: Did you get that on camera Karun?
Karun: YES SIR!