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Ayo, back at it again with the incorrect quotes

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Evan: Bad things keep happening to me. I must have bad luck, or something.

Jared: Evan, bad things don't keep happening to you because you have 'bad luck'. Bad things keep happening to you because your a fucking dumbass.

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Connor: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Zoe: Isn't that just killing people?

Connor: Ah, technically.

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After The 'Connor Stole My Letter' Incident:

Evan: Am I in trouble?

Jared: Take a guess.

Evan: N.. no??

Jared:

Jared: Take another guess.

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Alana: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait till' I get back.

Evan: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Evan: You saved me.. I owe you my life.

Jared: No thanks. I've seen it, and i'm not very impressed.

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Jared: Is letting someone win at chest sapiosexual bottoming

Alana: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak.

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Alana: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Evan's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

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Connor: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Jared: Only if you also don't ask why

Jared: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Connor:

Jared:

Connor: This one is fine

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Jared: Here's some advice

Evan: I didn't ask for any

Jared: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Alana: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Connor: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Zoe: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Jared: *turning to Evan* How tall are you?

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Connor: Miguel and I don’t use pet names.

Zoe: I see. Hey, off topic but, what do bees make?

Connor: Honey?

Miguel: Yes, dear?

Connor:

Zoe: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Evan: Jared, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Jared: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.

Evan: Okay, love you too! I'll just go ask Connor.

Jared:

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Evan: I told Jared his ears flush when he lies.

Alana: ...Why?

Evan: Just watch.

Evan: Hey Jared, do you love me?

Jared, covering his ears: NO.

Alana:

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Connor: How's the sexiest person here?

Miguel: I dunno, how are you?

Connor: I-

Jared, from across the room: I'M DOING GREAT, THANK YOU.

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*Jared and Evan sitting in jail together*

Evan: So, who should we call?

Jared: I would call Connor, but I feel safer in jail.

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Zoe: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Jared: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Evan: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Jared: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Evan: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Jared: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Alana: I love you guys, your the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Zoe: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? :0

Alana: Yes!

Jared: I'm starting to feel a little bad for you.


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