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Evan: Bad things keep happening to me. I must have bad luck, or something.
Jared: Evan, bad things don't keep happening to you because you have 'bad luck'. Bad things keep happening to you because your a fucking dumbass.
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Connor: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Zoe: Isn't that just killing people?
Connor: Ah, technically.
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After The 'Connor Stole My Letter' Incident:
Evan: Am I in trouble?
Jared: Take a guess.
Evan: N.. no??
Jared:
Jared: Take another guess.
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Alana: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait till' I get back.
Evan: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Evan: You saved me.. I owe you my life.
Jared: No thanks. I've seen it, and i'm not very impressed.
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Jared: Is letting someone win at chest sapiosexual bottoming
Alana: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak.
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Alana: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Evan's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...
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Connor: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Jared: Only if you also don't ask why
Jared: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Connor:
Jared:
Connor: This one is fine
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Jared: Here's some advice
Evan: I didn't ask for any
Jared: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Alana: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Connor: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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Zoe: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Jared: *turning to Evan* How tall are you?
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Connor: Miguel and I don’t use pet names.
Zoe: I see. Hey, off topic but, what do bees make?
Connor: Honey?
Miguel: Yes, dear?
Connor:
Zoe: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Evan: Jared, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Jared: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Evan: Okay, love you too! I'll just go ask Connor.
Jared:
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Evan: I told Jared his ears flush when he lies.
Alana: ...Why?
Evan: Just watch.
Evan: Hey Jared, do you love me?
Jared, covering his ears: NO.
Alana:
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Connor: How's the sexiest person here?
Miguel: I dunno, how are you?
Connor: I-
Jared, from across the room: I'M DOING GREAT, THANK YOU.
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*Jared and Evan sitting in jail together*
Evan: So, who should we call?
Jared: I would call Connor, but I feel safer in jail.
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Zoe: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Jared: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Evan: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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Jared: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Evan: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Jared: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Alana: I love you guys, your the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Zoe: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? :0
Alana: Yes!
Jared: I'm starting to feel a little bad for you.