Could Be Worse - Blog Posts

just tried mountain dew for the first time and honestly? mid

Spin the wheel and let it randomly assign you a gender identity.

Mitosis

yeah sorry but your boyfriend split in two. yeah. he’s now a green duke and a red prince. he gives a 30 year old gay man intrusive thoughts and loves disney now. yeah. sorry.

Cramp Sandwich

All you need:

Mustard

Pickle

Tortilla

Pepper

Sounds disgusting, could be worse. It gets rid of muscle cramps (sorry not period cramps thow) so quick!

I love always being in mild pain

My dream about Natasha

I just has a nightmare where I and f-ing Natasha romanov where in a Hydra base but it was actually my house and we broke into the basement which was a big round room with a shaft as big as the door from coraline. Anyway a hydra with only one head (well get back to that) came out ,we ran through the door,it apparently was connected with a ever bigger round room (we are in the middle) and there's blood, a door is on one side and a platform above a scientist sees us and starts her monolog before calling a hydra with two heads ,we of course think oh fuck but then she says something like "hahaha if you think that's bad you won't enjoy the next part " and from the middle the first one headed Hydra comes before fusing with the other .We run through the door and it looks like a medieval European castle, then we split she distracted the hydra by running away and into a bathroom where she cuts herself and leaves blood to get it to smell her ig ,after that she does the same on walls and all on her way out .It apparently worked as I was not followed, I also spreed some of my blood on our walls ( in my granny's living room she would actually kill me if that happened in real life ) and ran into the garden but the scientist followed me and called the hydra befor asking me if I knew I came from a line of witches that existed since 1200 I said yes ,she the told me that the hydra was trained to kill me ,this is because on the 14th birthday these witches got beheaded and there blood was gathered to train the hydra and make it easy to assainate a person by bringing them into contact with the blood by order of the royals. She then asked how old I am now and I said 26 idk and she just pointed out that the shaking ground is the hydra braking through soon and left .Natasha then came running to me and I now in my car opened the door for her but she pointed behind and I realized the gate wasn't open, I threw her the car keys and ran to open the gate she drove out I got in and we drove away holding hands . The hydra still has my blood trace though... .. and I woke up .Now I'm scared of our basement great :(