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Ok so. I'm working on Flash Headcanons for Gender but... I don't know that many genders. So in the meantime...
(using the Incorrect Quotes generator)
Heartslabyul
(ft. Che'nya and MC)
Riddle: What does 'take out' mean?
Trey: Food.
Deuce: Dating
Cater: Murder
Ace: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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(At 3am)
Riddle, after drinking too much coffee: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Ace: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Deuce: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Cater: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Ace: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Deuce: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Cater: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Trey, annoyed: You are disappointments
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Riddle: Are any of you d-
Cater: Depressed?
Trey: Drained?
Deuce: Dumb?
Ace: Disliked?
Riddle: -done with Professor Crewel's homework... what is wrong with you people...
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(During winter break Riddle attempts to talk to his mother. It doesn't go well.)
Riddle: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Deuce: Several traffic violations.
Ace: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Cater: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Trey: Also, that’s not our car.
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Trey: Nothing in life is free.
Deuce: Love is free!
Cater: Adventure is free.
Riddle: Knowledge is free.
Ace: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
(Trey was not amused)
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Trey, talking about Che'nya: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Cater: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Riddle: In our pantry!
Trey: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Cater: Is your friend here?
Trey, motioning to Che'nya's floating head: Yeah.
Ace, to Che'nya: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Deuce: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in... about a few months- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Deuce, to Ace and MC: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN ?!
Deuce: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Deuce, to Ace and Mc: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Ace: OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT-
MC: THE PRESTIGE!
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Deuce: I’m an idiot.
Ace:
Riddle:
Cater:
Trey:
MC:
Deuce:
Ace: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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Ace: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Riddle: Have everyone stand.
Deuce: Bring three more chairs!
Cater: The most important ones can sit down.
Trey, quietly: Kill three.
Everyone: ... :0
(unhinged Trey gives me fuel)
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Riddle: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Trey: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Deuce: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Cater: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Ace: My moral code, is that you?
Riddle:
Riddle: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my father gave me but do you guys need a hug?
(Dad Rosehearts is a good father agenda.)
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Riddle: What did you guys get in your yearbook? I got 'most likely to succeed'
Ace, confused: 'Prettiest Smile'
Cater, totally not bitter: 'Nicest Personality'
Deuce, also bitter: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Trey: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Trey: What’s something you guys are better than Riddle at?
Deuce: Mario Kart.
Cater: Yeah, video games.
Ace: Emotional vulnerability.
(That's a lie Ace. No one in NRC is good at that.)
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Riddle, trying his best: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Cater: To the town?
Riddle: Yeah, no matter what!
Trey: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
Riddle: I... I don't know!
Ace: Oh come off it, be serious!
Riddle: I am serious!
Ace: You're insane!
Deuce: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone:
Riddle: What???
Deuce: Or maybe it was a basset hound!
Ace, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!
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Riddle: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
Ace: Looking right because you left
Deuce: Looking up cause you let me down
Cater: Looking down cause you fucked up
Trey, just trying to bake/ confused on how they got Riddle into this: What is wrong with you guys
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MC: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Deuce will and will not eat.
Ace: Grass? Yes!
Cater: Moss? Yes!!
MC: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Cater: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Ace: Worms? Sometimes!
MC: Rocks? Usually nah.
Ace: Twigs? Usually!
Cater: Riddle's cooking? Inconclusive...
Trey: How did you… test this?
Ace: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Trey: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Riddle: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Trey, trying to convince Riddle to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Ace: And strict!
Deuce: And grumpy!
Ace: And oblivious to reality!
MC, bitter from Riddle insulting them in chapter one: And a fucking ASSHOLE.
Trey:
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Deuce: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Ace: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Riddle: Three of us saw it, Ace. How do you explain that?
Ace: points at Trey Sleep deprivation. points at MC Paranoia. points at Cater Delusional personality disorder.
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(Playing one of those card games like cards against humanity)
Riddle, reading off the card: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Ace: Rude.
Deuce: That’s fair.
Cater: Not again.
Trey: Are you going to want this back?
Riddle:
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Riddle: Where's Ace, Deuce, and Cater?
Trey: They're playing hide and seek.
Riddle: Where?
Trey: I don't think you get how this game works.
(Riddle with his lack of childhood)
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(Authors Note: Hope you enjoy this while I figure out both their gender and my own...)