Promise You'll Treat Me Like A Dog With A Bite History And You're The Last White Girl With A Savior Complex

she dunged on my dragons til i and

objectify that middleaged man

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him

nice gender, which mcr member and era did you steal it from?

dude you look forsaken as fuck right now

i <3 dicking around and doing fuck all

i am both of them

i see your “steve is an oblivious idiot who doesn’t realize he’s being flirted with” and raise you “eddie is an oblivious idiot who doesn’t realize that he’s flirting”

im reaching my fucking limmies bro. im almost at my limmies