O Napped, Good Morning

happy thai new year everyone

pastila is so good i am motivated to go to russia just to eat more of them

cannot....... lock in.........

i have to lock in right now or i will be so cooked

Я ведь не одна считаю, что Володя похож на облезлого котика?😅

I'm not the only one who thinks that Volodya looks like a mangy cat, am I?

blond people scares me for some reason

Nikto checking their home security camera, in the living room. His wife is doing yoga. But only in her pullover sweater and underwear. Make it it even worse.

He’s got the BIGGEST hard-on! While on the cargo plane

Ahaha!! I can picture this too tho

He's literally staring at you as you do your yoga so calmly. Fuck, you're in a downward dog? And he gets to see your full ass from the camera's view? The way your underwear just get a little stuck makes him fucking hard, it makes your ass look big as hell.

And he's just there, watching his phone while everyone else prepped to jump from the plane. Nikto couldn't care less, getting to see your pretty bum all in the air, exposed legs moving slowly to adjust positions. Fuck, his pants were so tight on his groin 😩

Then he has to go through the whole mission with a boner, thinking of nothing but you as he risks his life for his job. Ah, but at least the money is going into getting you a new yoga membership :)

@fishsinsareacknowledged @zoloftwithdrawalnausea @frogcereal29 @puracatt @latinoid @xoxunhinged @simping4konig

someone is making cat nikto acrylic keychain with his balls out

man, i hate mondays

slowly but… im drawing

greetings mother, it is merely a retelling of an idea... an idea by @frogcereal29 on @evilfrogcereal29 blog.....

(long story short, i was spacing out and this fic just pop into my head out of nowhere, very silly, very curious)

it came to me in a dream