This year you:
Fakeclaimed yourself 5,729 times
Accidentally discovered 92 trauma memories
Immediately forgot 92 trauma memories
Contradicted something a different headmate said 288 times
Almost outed yourself 45 times
Had littles spend all your money 67 times
Forgot what you were doing 2,890 times
Failed to mask as the host 176 times
Split who knows how many new headmates
Repeated the same story 39 times
Got jumpscared by your reflection 103 times
Your top moods this year:
Who the fuck am I
What if I’m secretly faking it
How long have I been standing here dissociating
I suddenly hate (current activity)
When did we split (headmate)???
No, you're not.
(Made by me)
-host
I CCAN'T BREATHE
art of ppl using canes makes me so happy i'm like ":O 🫵 I DO THAT"
dude, I wish there was a cane user emoji, I'm not blind so I don't want to use that one but I'm also not a wheelchair user, for the most part I can get around fine with my cane. There was a period of time where it was hurting me, but I hadn't properly adjusted it back after my fiance used it when she'd hurt herself (she's taller than I am so I'd adjusted it out as much as I could)
I feel like a frail old man at 19
It should be illegal to have a bus stop without a bench I am 1000% serious rn
some gay bantz from eddie izzard & alan carr
Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.
"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less
doctor: good news! The tests were negative!
Patient: so… what’s wrong with me then?
doctor: we don’t know :)
patient: so are you going to run more tests?
doctor: haha, no.
Zero : They/Thema big ol' fruit with lots of love to give⭐️icon by @time-woods
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