Rip Nia Morgna You Would've Loved Ruth Bader Ginsburg

me scheming about my oc as if I didn't invent her 48h before for gratuitous smut purposes only

I didn't say it can't be my note 🤠

if there's at least one note at this post, I'll start writing a Symon Holl/OC (me) smooshin booties

i love elections

lady on the electoral commission said she loved my surname

vibes are high

iced coffee time

having grown up money is so great because when your bestie has a car crash, you can just buy her a Sephora gift card. it's ok queen your vibes are safe with me

AND ANOTHER THING

the relationship options in this game are quite literally written word for word like:

1. I love you my beautiful queen you are so right

2. I love you my beautiful queen but politics is complicated

3. I hate you stfu go kys

and r/suzerain will still be like grrahh why she divorce me reee

this is the least complicated part of this game you just have to try your absolute lightest to not be a wife hater it's that simple

imma go touch grass

NEWS

Sordland to close Rumburgian consulate in Deyr after evidence Thornbourgh ordered University of Holsord arson attack

this post has been ruining my life for the last week or whatever

This is my ot3 manifesto

if I'm getting off the elevator and the door opens and you're standing RIGHT THERE in the middle of the fucking door 3 mm away from me

assume I will walk into you

gtfo of my way

Eurovision semifinals liveblogging

Australia - appropriately insane, approved

Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song

Ireland - praise Laika, approved

Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision

Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)