"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH

*squirts you with my Nerf™️ water gun*

HOW RUDE!

Log 1: It seems that even in a place like this, there is an endless amount of work to do. You don’t have time for yourself in this hell, it’s just a constant never ending cycle of feeding that damn spider. Fail to feed or please that spider and you get punished by either getting a seemingly endless amount of trials, getting severely injured, or getting sent to the void. It loves to watch everyone here suffer, I can’t speak for everyone else here but I’m tired of being apart of its meal.

POV jake dont Scream

“[HOW ANNOYING!]” keeps shocking Jake keeps shocking Jake keeps shocking Jake keeps shocking Jake keeps shocking Jake keeps shock Jake keeps shocking Jake keeps shocking Jake keeps shocking Jake keeps shock Jake keeps shocking Jake keeps shocking Jake keeps shocking Jake keeps shock Jake keeps shocking Jake keeps shocking Jake

Ask away Because I feel awkward doing an idea essay on HCs for Herman!

* character headcanons

clothing style.

before - bed routine. 

eating habits.

concept of home and family. 

hobbies. 

fighting style.

what calms your muse down after a bad day?

talk about one person your muse loves.

ways your muse says i love you.

describe your muse’s laugh. 

what items can be found in your muse’s pockets? 

talk about your muse’s most prized possession(s).

describe your muse’s walk. 

talk about your muse’s accent.

describe your muse’s smile. 

how often does your muse get sick?

does your muse know when to rest, or do they push themselves?

does your muse snore? sleeptalk? sleepwalk?

the thing(s) your muse thinks about before falling asleep.

is your muse a fitful or a quiet sleeper?

your muse’s thoughts on cops and other authority figures.

skills and special talents. 

disabilities or illnesses. 

habits and mannerisms.

introvert or extrovert.

religious or non - religious.

verbal or non - verbal communication.

something your muse could never forgive.

something that makes your muse smile.

something that scares your muse.

something that gives your muse hope.

how your muse responds to being helped / taken care of.

how your muse responds to unconditional love.

how your muse responds to danger.

how your muse responds to stress.  

how your muse responds to anger.

did your muse grow up too fast?

PROJECTING THIS INTO YOUR MIND YUMMY YUMMY YUM YUM

( @ask-baby-dwight )

"Do you take mercy as a back up plan?" ;v;

The Doctor laughed, Dwight’s pleas never failed to amuse him... always sounding ridiculous. But this time he decided to toy with him a bit, a voice cutting through Dwight’s head, “[Mercy is barely at the top of my list Mr. Fairfield! But let me hear it, convince me why I should give you mercy.]”

@ask-baby-dwight

I HERMAN DOCTOR CARTER, WANT YOU TO TAKE ONE LOOK AT MY FACE! I WANT YOU TO THINK FOR AT LEAST A SECOND WHY I HAVE A LISP. JUST... JUST THINK.

@zip-zap-stop-and-ask-me hey didn't you have a lisp or something? I could've sworn I heard it when you chased me and my friends out of your office! Or should I say... offith?

Crispy

WHAT

what are your thoughts on mathematics?

Straight forward math is perfectly fine, important even! BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS COMMON CORE!?