Oh! I Got An Idea

Cobigale is so silly, gods FORBID a woman try to be funny

Human AU

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Im adding m-preg and mask-preg to my awfull digital foot print....i regret my choises.....

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May I request SCP-049 with manipulative, malevolent, mischievous SCP entity reader? Like reader play mind games and other sick games?

hii there thanks for your request I'm sorry it took so long it's just I was busy written other stuff but finally here it is! By the way the gif it's not mine!

-he is definitely surprised by your...well your unique traits

-he would a bit repulsed by you since you remind him alot of SCP-035 in that sense

-he would see it as repulsive acts wherever you do one of your sick games as he calls them, in his presence

-would appreciate if you didn't invite him to play that kind of games but if you do he would decline you politely "Ah sorry my friend but I'm not into that kind of games" on his french accent

-he would appreciate if you didn't bother him while he "cures" people since he finds you quite noise when you are going to do naughty thing

-he would just sigh as he presence those poor minds getting broken by your sicko games

-he would tried to cure you cuz he senses the pestilence on you, you're soul...you are just not fine

-as much as you tried he is very intelligent he isn't like the humans you often manipulate he isn't weak minded

-as much as he is disturbed by your acts there's always a pic of intrigue and curiosity as he looked at you gambling with the corner of his eye

-you would have to gamble an organ or something that way hesitated but he would probably accept

-he never meet someone like you he can tell you are good at what you do

-would be intrigued by how easy you can broke a human mind he would find it rather appealing

that's was Long and great explanation you can actually wrote a wattpad book of it! And I actually like the storyline it's really great and really felt bad for scp 049 :( honestly it was too much for poor birdie TvT

And yea why bother! I will like to read scp 035 one too ☆(≧∀≦*)ﾉ Thanks for taking my questions ( ˘ ³˘)♥

YIIPPEEEEE, thankyou so much :’D

alright with dyo, we’ll need some context too, in the sense that you will need to be aware of the original lore for Alagadda so id recommend reading the wiki if you haven’t already)

(Another note is that my version of Alagadda’s time doesn’t work linearly, so in this sense, it is entirely possible to enter alagadda during any time it exists, and exit to earth in a different era than when you left. It explains how the culture is affected by different eras in time, and this will be also important narratively!)

(He is originally from Alagadda as per the usual lore, except in my au he wasn’t banished to earth, and instead took refuge there, fleeing execution from the ambassador and other lords.)

In my au, dyo has a toxic sibling relationship with the other lords, ontop of this he’s also the shortest and the runtiest of the few and so was picked on, which lines him up to becoming the hanged king’s favourite as he was the easiest to manipulate.

Originally working as the jester for his king he is killed by a peasant uprising (as per the original lore) and is brought back to life three days later, offering his king a cup filled with the blood of his enemies gifted by the brothers death.

The lore follows the original story line from here in which he invites a bird like doctor to the palace to cure him of his influence of the hanged king (remember how time in alagadda isn’t linear? Yep, thats hasel! He finds a broken passage to alagadda after the point in which he has left dyo and just before the foundation finds him. He researches it and fixes it, hoping to find the “cure” for the vine on the other side)

Hasel doesn’t recognise dyo’s old form as the black lord and dyo at this point is yet to even meet hasel, and so neither of the two realise that they were intwined from the beginning.

after being cured by hasel and attempting to fight the influence of the hanged king, his execution is plotted against him by the other lords and the ambassador, and so, he escapes to earth.

yet, in my au the lords and the ambassador are still after dyo, but are unaware of his ware-abouts, Dyo destroys the portal which in turn wipes his entire memory, hoping that it will never be rebuilt again.

But didn’t hasel rebuild the portal? Uh oh! He did! Meaning he had unintentionally both freed and doomed his lover. Not only that, but the foundation had been tracking the signal that the portal had been omitting, causing the capture of both the portal and hasel! And, of course, the foundation would absolutely never destroy it!

On another note, sometimes memories of Alagadda will seep through the cracks, instances from the past that dyo forged reflect memories from his childhood and experiences in Alagadda.

Dyo landed in ancient Greece, and genuinely believes he is from there. He believes that he was a balatro (roman jester) for the king, and was fused to his mask by the ancient Greek gods as a punishment for stealing the golden wreath from the king of Rome.

However, it is evident that this story isn’t true, at the time Rome had a consul system not a king, and despite the fact Rome had capitulated Greece they didn’t share the same gods despite their similarities.

He makes his way through life, but aware of his immortality he drowns himself in alcohol and lavish parties. He doesn’t get close to anyone as he knows that they will one day die and that he will not, causing him to build bad behaviours, appear overtly cocky and confident, a tendency to avoid rejection as a side effect and a need to convince himself that everything is alright.

So! Imagine dyo, an immortal being, avoiding close relationships with anyone he meets and putting up a persona to avoid anyone liking him, finding another immortal being!I

He grows incredibly attached to hasel, for the first time in almost two millennia he doesn’t have to be alone anymore, he can finally learn how to open himself up and build on his issues and break down his persona.

But this causes abandonment and attachment issues, so you can imagine how he must have reacted when hasel leaves!

He can’t handle this, and embarks on a journey to find him again, this journey spanning over a century from WW1 to present day, in which he is also captured by the foundation and placed in the same facility as hasel… and the portal!

They are given their numbered codes 035 and 049, but with dyo being so close to the fixed portal he gradually begins to remember his past…

So yeah thats all im up to so far :3

i haven’t written anything past the foundation and the portal plot, but technically in the original draft i made with my partner a couple years back they escape with the help of Laurence (106). They learn to mend their broken relationship and also learn how to get along with laurence despite his creepiness, but that part is all old stuff so i might rewrite it. But the fact hasel leaves at WW1 was important, as this is around the time Laurence becomes anomalous, so it ties their stories in too :3

Would you ever make a side blog for all the silly cat pictures cause I don't use Twitter anymore and miss the cats 😭

no but i can post some really popular ones here along with the big doodle pages i make so u can pick and choose!

chew on these for awhile, i just lumped a buncha them in, some r older than the others

ill crumb back with more when u guys get hungry again

LOVESICK, CANNIBAL!

aw what a cute pair of filmmakers im sure they'll be able to confess their very obvious crushes on eachother within the next century.

Turning Hannibal into cats day one