I'm So Fucking Stressed Right Now I'm About To Throw A Brick Through A Glass Pane I Swear To God

I'm so fucking stressed right now I'm about to throw a brick through a glass pane I swear to god

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2 years ago

Whenever the ice breaker of what animal you would turn into in a fight passed around, I always say stoat.

I’m not a bear or a lion or anything powerful. I’m a short ass bitch with 0 muscle mass, but I am petty as fuck, much like a certain snow weasel with tiny knives for teeth.

if a fight ever were to arise, I would turn into a stoat, and slip away, but while my enemy sleeps, I would worm into their house, destroy all their pottery, ruin their clothes, and chew up their social security card. Plus for whatever reason, stoats are deathproof, so they would never catch me. Plus, they would never be able to look someone in the eyes and tell them they got their house wrecked by a long rat that weights 10 pounds soaking wet

I’m always one step ahead.


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1 year ago
Kudos To @bluebird-ascended For Letting Me Draw Her OC. I Think This Really Turned Out Well!

kudos to @bluebird-ascended for letting me draw her OC. I think this really turned out well!


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1 year ago

the urge to suplex a random person is strong....

and i'm not sure how much longer I can hold it back


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2 years ago

I'm in a MM mood today fellas

Linktober Day 13 : Secret

Linktober Day 13 : Secret

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2 years ago

yeahhhhhhh get her rickety ass!

He Could Defeat Her.

He could defeat her.

2 years ago
Art Dump Time!
Art Dump Time!
Art Dump Time!
Art Dump Time!

Art dump time!


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1 year ago
Did A Quick Follow Up Sketch Of Our DM, Who Is Honestly Trying Her Best

Did a quick follow up sketch of our DM, who is honestly trying her best

6 people are in a dimly lit police mugshot room, arranged from tallest to shortest from left to right.
The first on the left is Valkenhayn Johnson, an orc rogue. He is significantly taller than the rest of the party, standing at 7"4. He's wearing a set of armor and scarf
Second on the left is Ian Xian, a half elf rogue, who stands at 6 feet average. He's wearing a tunic, and a cloak with a turquoise clasp
Third on the left is Marin Montora, a Tiefling monk, standing at 5"6. They wear robes, and have a set of horns on their forehead
Fourth is Anastasia Eiksteri, an Elf Wizard. She is out of place amongst her peers, wearing a button up shirt, and jacket with a backpack. She stands at 5"1
Fifth is Kuru Don Pomelo, A 4 foot tall Dragonborn Paladin whose head barely sticks up above the cutoff of the window. She has long silver hair and small set of horns. Her mugshot board is floating above her head with magic
Finally is Vali Dwarfstorm, a Dwarf Barabarian, who, at 2"0, is so short, they aren't even visible on the image. Instead there is an arrow pointing to wear he should be with his name and height,

"What the fuck did you cretins do this time..."

Tumblr munched the image, sorry. :(


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1 year ago

June 17th disclaimer Please read

Vetted fundraiser masterpost-masterpost

TRY MY NEW DONATION ASK GAME!!! (COMING SOON)

This is a collection of links to various posts concerning fundraisers I've vetted and instructions on how to submit fundraisers to me. These are primarily ones for Ghazzan families although some fundraisers for Sudanese families are also listed (I'm more familiar with my own country's politics and dialect and am more capable of vetting fundraisers for Palestinians as a result). Each post will have a time stamp indicating the latest date of update. And fundraisers will have colour-coded disclaimers according to the particularities of their case.

I know that people do not like clicking on links or navigating between posts, but please actually look through these posts and choose a fundraiser to donate to. Please.

Instructions on how to submit a fundraiser. (for those not Ghazzan) تعليمات لتقديم طلب توثيق و نشر حملات التبرعات الخاصة بالغزاويين و عائلاتهم (للغزاويين فقط)

ملاحظة خاصة نشر الحملات.

List of fundraisers for my direct contacts from Ghazzah & Sudan. - PRIORITY.

Vetted family evacuation fundraisers list 1. - Particularities Listed.

Vetted family evacuation fundraisers list 2. - Particularities Listed.

Unvetted but highly likely legitimate fundraisers.

Additional fundraisers for various purposes.


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8 months ago

FUCK MY INVISIBILITY.

I was wondering why so many people were staring at me today...

HAPPY BI-VISIBILITY DAY, EVERYONE! (Sept. 23) 💙💜❤️

HAPPY BI-VISIBILITY DAY, EVERYONE! (Sept. 23) 💙💜❤️

11 months ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NAMI! 🍊

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NAMI! 🍊


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zero-saber-sam - Play it again, Sam
Play it again, Sam

This blog has no consistent purpose, but if you wanna hang out, I got soup in the back. He/They, Bi, and fueled by caffiene, spite, and an endlessly shifting catalogue of fandoms. Blog is queer friendly. TERFs, Trump-supporters, and bigots of all kinds DNI. Free Palestine.

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