Random Sentimonsters In The Paon Royale AU

thinking about the scene where robby steals the laptop and one of his friends tells him to have each buyer send him half the money and then give it to whoever shows up first, and robby goes “but what about the other one 🥺” baby do you even know what business you’re in

Funniest thing is if you gave Sabrina a space potion she probably could move the star to make it arrive at Jupiter again

u go up to a girl who u bullied/helped to bully for years and think she’s rejecting you as a friend when really you just weren’t the person she wanted to see at that exact moment but in general she thinks ur alright and u ask her is there anything i can do to change ur mind about hating me forever and ever…? and she asks you ‘can you realign the stars?’ and you think wow. what a sick metaphor for asking me if i could turn back time and not have played a hand in her childhood trauma. i will say no and leave in tears. but no. marinette’s ACTUALLY asking if sabrina knows how to reschedule a star’s arrival at Jupiter because of its astrological significance and how that could positively affect her romantic relationship with adrien I Love This Show

"Just Look My Way" - Ben Florian Rewrite (Helluva Boss)

It is expected, an oath by birth to rule the land

As the starlight passes overhead

And settles in my hand

I am a sovereign, protector of the people’s rights

Yet my eyes can only drift to you

And the classic tale we write

Let me hold you, keep you close to me

I long to hear your voice

But dearest, I know better now

I must give you this choice

I know you’re the only thing I need

I’d fight to bring you back to me

So look my way 

Please look my way

If there’s something more that I don’t know

That you won’t say till we’ve both grown cold

Just say, please stay, look my way

This strong connection, a bond that drew us ever close

Even when you’re gone, and I can’t see you, my longing for you grows

I don’t care if you were born to evil

Or grew around unholy people

Why don’t you understand? Let me explain!

That I’m terrified

As I cry

To make my wish come true

What’s left for me

And my breaking heart

If I cannot have you?

Unless it’s me

And all it was you wanted was support

But alas

My duties grew, and time was cut too short

Is this how you feel?

Stressed by a land that cannot comprehend

What you are

So I’ll make you this promise

These binds on your soul need 

To end

I will try to best atone

For leaving you to fend alone

So, look my way

Please look my way

And however long to break your fears

I’ll sit and wait a thousand years

If you’ll stay, and just say

Look my way

SHUT UP🗣️‼️

Red and Chloe’s ship name should be Ultraviolet

Simply Miraculous Anecdote #2

I can't think of any jokes for Episode 6, this one might be the least funny one so far

Oh wow, this is WAY less subtle with subtitles 😭

Say you're homophobic without actually saying you're homophobic

Fuck you lady

Chase gets fucking ratioed

Chase: Nice onesie. Does it come in men's? Leo: I think you come in men enough for all of us.

I’ve actually started, y’know, writing that Cobra Kai rewrite-parody fic I brought up half a year ago so here’s a dialogue I came up with for way later in the game:

Tory: I heard you let me come back to school, so I guess I should apologize-

Sam, coyly: Apologize? Whatever for?

Tory: Look, if you’re gonna be like this, then-

Sam: For the first time you assaulted me? For the nightmares you gave me that centered around you breaking into my house to finish me off? Or, is it for the time you actually did that verbatim?

Tory, slightly uncomfortable: I mean…all of that, yeah-

Sam: Hahahaha. *stops smiling* Let’s get one thing straight, buttercup. I only let you come back here for two reasons. Because my parents wanted me to be the bigger person, and because I want my rematch. With no distractions, no secret weapons, no gang to back you up, one on one, on the mat, to the book. But if you come at me, hell, if you even look at me the wrong way before then, I will smite where you stand and then send your ass packing straight back to wherever you came from. Got it?

Tory: *takes a deep breath*….I’m sorry, I could fit you in my pockets, I can’t be afraid of you.

Sam: COUNT YOUR DAYS BITCH. *disappears*

I can’t wait to show you guys the version I have of her in my head, she goes clinically insane after Season 3

I’m doing the same thing🤝

I’m glad we both came to the conclusion that this ship would be unfathomably toxic.

I can’t even think of how it would start because they’re just so…ruthlessly incompatible.

Torymetri is such a funny ship to me because like…that relationship wouldn’t last more than a few days. This is a ‘one night stand’ ahh ship at best.

Tory is abrasive, no-nonsense, and has major anger issues.

Demetri is snarky, blunt, and an absolute pessimist.

It’d be a miracle if these two could co-exist alone in a room together pre-Season 6 for more than five minutes without Demetri crossing a line and Tory actually yeeting him out the window.