Friend: ‘what Do You Want For Your Bd?’

Why’d you do that to us mate 😔 pull a ‘I brought you into this world and I’ll take you out’ please

My fault for Donald Trump sorry chat :/

chat.

chat I’m bored as hell. Someone please talk to me.

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as: "I'm going to make him my wife" "She's my boyfriend" "Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?" "That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met" "She's a madman who has to be stopped" "It's not his fault he's a material girl" Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.

kinda vent ig???? Idk maybe?????????

so like this one time my friends went to Sephora and I didn’t go with them cause I couldn’t get a ride and they were also planning to steal there and that made me rlly uncomfortable anyways so like they stole a shit ton of stuff and apparently one of the kids (that I don’t like) steals from them a lot. Idkkkkkkk why I’m posting this mate I just wanted to yap ig

Injecting pure estrogen into my bloodstream so I forcefeminize my vampire friend

satan r u from australia

i’m in grade 8 🫶🫶

I'M FROM FACKING ENGLAND MATE 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥

"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"

I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

EDIT: added a keep reading cause this is a long post lol

EDIT: everyone in the comments needs to shut up or I will turn comments off, stop arguing, jeez

BITES YOU

....I assume that was the action of biting me not just yelling "BITES YOU"

I'm a horrible stupid person

No you're not

You're amazing

Unless this is Donald trump