I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:
—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.
—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.
—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money
—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them
—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa
—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them
—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in
I don’t remember what fic this was from but fjsjcjajxjjs
this is …. wow
if ur ‘reader’ has a name then it’s not a reader insert!!!!!!!!!!!!
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Justin Timberlake and Anna Kendrick react to Daniel Radcliffe’s story about Donald Trump giving him talk show advice.
the look of absolute dread on that ticker seller's face
What if Cerberus just had three different heads of the main power breeds, since they are all so cute?
Ok so i have this book called “The world according to the Joker” its a little and quirky book.
And in it the joker tells us how he was writing a novel.
And its a love story about him and batman and how they first met. Thought i would share it as it legit reads like someone wrote some fan fiction about them.
Bonus: A little note next to it.
Musk is a war criminal and a Putin ally.