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Girlflux culture is one days knowing your gender and other days not giving a damn about it

I’m here to introduce you to grolar bears

They’re a mix between polar bears and grizzly bears

It’s a hybrid that’s occurred both in captivity and in nature, for some reason

The best part about grolar bears however, is that they’re also known as…

Pizzly

Montero was playing on the radio in my dentist's office

SOMEONE ONLINE USED THEY/THEM FOR ME FINALLY

Me: I'm finally done questioning my sexuality

Gender: NOT SO FAST

Me: That was HARD, but I'm done with that

The asexual spectrum: Oh hello there you fucker

Me: Oh no

Yeah so I may be cupiosexual

Me: I'm finally done questioning my sexuality

Gender: NOT SO FAST

Me: That was HARD, but I'm done with that

The asexual spectrum: Oh hello there you fucker

Me: Oh no

Nobody:

Me for no apparent reason:

If anyone needs me I'll be listening to lesbian songs, crying and playing minecraft/genshin

I connect. I eventually find the device, it's some variant of a KS boombar in the hands of a dead alien. I play The World Is Mine by Hatsune Miku at full volume.

You’re the first person to be sent to Mars. When you land you decide to take out your phone and take some photos so you can send them to your friends later. After a few minutes you get a notification: “NEW BLUETOOTH DEVICE “HELP ME” DETECTED - WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONNECT?“