Scaramouche Is So Freaking Hilarious To Me Cause Like. Look At Him. He's A Short Man With So Much Rage.

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Bro switched teams

Can I rq some nsfw mike morton hcs? Thank u!! 💕

☆ mike morton ; general sfw & nsfw headcanons

pairing / mike morton x afab gn! reader

disclaimer / kinkwear, strap-ons, mentions of roleplay, food play

word count / 1,369 words

author's note / i went a bit overboard while writing up the draft of this so i included the sfw headcanons (he's my main in identity v so i was super happy to get this request, thank you anon.). this man is KINKY. he'll be the type to go "zoo wee mama!" when you take off your top and i'm a adamant believer of that.

☆ mike morton, with his impressive set of skills showcasing for all to see. everyone can agree his ability of an acrobat is far too overqualified as each show, there is always a different sort of opening act that mike produced. and yet, that is all there is to him people would say. as the true star, sergei, the backbone of the circus. and with this information that everyone knows all too well, there comes insecurity.

☆ mike is an insecure man, despite not showing it. even he refuses to acknowledge that fact that really, every fiber of his being is burning with jealousy and the fear of abandonment. he will do anything to keep his stability and position at the circus.

☆ that doesn’t mean mike isn’t naturally a lively, bright faced man. in fact, that personality of his is why many can agree he’s very easy to talk to, very outgoing. someone who’d always include you in the conversation if he notices you straying to the side. he is one to be around, but many are hesitant to get close to him. after all, a friend to all is a friend to none.

☆ getting to know him was quite easy. he’s practically an open book and is not one to hide his insecurities. after all, he’s always scrambling for ideas on how to liven up this performance. whether it be adding explosive balls on stage and experimenting with nitrate bombs, anything dangerous to keep his place of an acrobat.

☆ you caught his attention while attending one of his performances, you, all the way up in the front with your eyes all on him. he could feel that intentive gaze and was flustered by your stare, causing him to nearly mess up on his performance and almost caused an explosion with the bomb he was juggling with.

☆ you’ll see him chasing after you after the after party of the show, with his hand waving for you. “please! a moment of your time!”

☆ after that, he would frequently visit you in town. always talking about his day before asking you of your own, getting lost in the tiniest of the smallest details to tell you of, filled with lots of jokes. just to see your lips curl into a smile or even a laugh from you that he values. those quips would turn into flirtatious comments to an invitation for a date.

☆ he’s an affectionate man and loves any form of physical touch from you and all types of kisses that you present to him. he’d always surprise you with his sudden kisses, whether it be neck kisses, nape kisses, or even your ear. he especially loves it when you kiss his cauliflower ears, something he’s been very insecure about after an accident in producing one of his props. he’s such a dork he once tried to spiderman kiss you as you try to find him in his dressing room, completely catching you off guard and him failing as he immediately lost balance and fell.

☆ mike is fairly muscular. even if you aren’t on the strong side, he'll love to sit on your lap, staring down on you and his hands wrapped around your shoulders as he whines and babbles on about just everything. “i missed you so much oh my god you have no idea what happened today.”

☆ mike morton, who’d perform to the crowd with his compelling acts but behind the stage, he’s imagining ravaging you after the show.

☆ the entire time is full of him poking fun and teasing you. you’ll be taking off your clothes and he’ll be laying down, whistling. “yoohoo, hey handsome! damn, that bodyyyyy!” in other instances, when he’s desperate for skinship, he’ll be hurriedly taking off your clothes whilst still admiring. “you’re such a cute birdie.”

☆ he just loves to destroy the mood with his big mouth, doesn’t he? (it’s all in good fun, swear) he loves to tease you with not only his words, but his actions. he’ll be blowing hot breath on your ear, just to see your cute little shiver, drawing circles on your clit. beg him to taste you, put it in, do anything to you. as long as you beg him. he loves to feel and be wanted, especially from you.

☆ mike has a length of 6 and a half or so inches, his width a pretty substantial amount. he’s not a very a p and v type of guy, he’ll prefer other methods of pleasuring. overstimulating one area, having you sucking down on him or giving you oral. he loves to just taste.

☆ he’ll be the type to be very verbal in bed, he has no shame at all. he’ll be moaning and groaning so many types of phrases, slurring out his words. “oooohhhhh yesss bbabyyyyyy.”

☆ giving him head, he loves when you hollow out your cheeks. he’ll be pulling your head, leading your head on where to go. even in instances, he’ll be so lost in it, tears are brimming this lashes and he’ll be pushing your head to the point he’s choking you with his cock.

☆ while he’s down on you, praise him on how well he did on stage today. tell him how you couldn’t keep your eyes off him, how creative and funny he is. how nobody will ever make you feel this good but him. scrunch up his curls and don’t be shy to be verbal, he loves any sort of validation to know that he’s pleasuring you well.

☆ he’s very sexually expressive in bed and loves to experiment, which can range from strap-ons, roleplay, and food play. he’s very open minded and always open to new ideas coming from you, he’ll love to fulfill it!

☆ speaking of kinkwear, he loves to stiletto heel boots with lingerie and loves it especially when you wear lingerie was well. just the sight of you in leather and lace and him all dressed up for you, it’s almost like you’re preparing for a performance with him.

☆ adding on to food play, he loves to fill your entire body (especially your nipples and bottom) of cream and to just suck and lick you alive. he swears you’re already so sweet but to taste all his sweets altogether, he loves it. he’d make cute little swirls on your nipples of cream, lapping it like a dog. "oh boy! what are we having! carrot cake? strawberry shortcake? COTTON CANDY?”

☆ he loves straps-on, even making one for you to wear to sink him in. just the fact that you can fulfill him with all and any types of love makes him emotional.

☆ mike is an extremely emotional man, driven by his feelings. he loves to go fast but he’s an equal sucker for a slower pace, to ravish this beautiful time together with you.

☆ aftercare with him would be bathing together, your bodies pressing together. just to feel the warm water and your warmth, he simply just wants to be held by you. he’s so safe that truly, he doesn’t want to entertain the idea of this ever ending.

☆ he doesn’t particularly clean up after, in fact, after finishing your guys’ shower, he’ll urge you back in bed with him (the sheets all soaked with cum). he’ll fall asleep with his hands around your waist, his head buried on your chest. he wants to be enveloped by you, to know everything is alive. that you’re alive and everything is real.

☆ waking up, you’ll always see him still asleep. in reality, most of the time he wakes up much later than you but far too comfortable to want to get up. he’s a man child like that. you’ll always find his arm to be draped over your waist in a tight hold, he’s far too content to get up to go to morning practice.

☆ mike morton, as everyone says, is a magnificent acrobat. too overqualified but too in love with hullabaloo. he is an impressive man with the possibility of being thrown away at any given moment. he will do anything to stay important to you.

hihi!! may i request another afab reader x sou (midori) hiyori head cannons again but with , smut... SORRYY!!! EUEHHHH 😭

SORRY SO SORRY FOR REQUESTING AGAIN, I JUST UR BLOG AND HEAD CANONS EUWAHHH

more mid man 👍

HIYORI SOU (MIDORI) X AFAB READER

(TW!!:a mid man,midori likes "pillows",midori hating children, he doesnt blink, BLOOD AND GORE IN THE GIF, disembodied heart in gif, talk of gore, midoris insane,SERIOUSLY GORE IN THE GIF OKAY OKAY???)

-this bastard cannot deal with children at all, would threaten to throw one out the window.

-food dates are iffy for him because he's a doll, ain't got no stomach, like he's fine buying food for you, but like eating together???

-as I've states before,i genuinely don't think he blinks because he doesn't have eyelids (i know he has cannon sprites of his eyes closed but quiet.) So if you wake up in the middle of cuddling, his eyes are wide awake and glowing too.

-gets jealous EASILY if you hang out with like any of the other dolls, he's cocking his gun

-dont tug on the rat tail, seriously,if you do he gives you the million yard death stare.

-hes like a pitbull, really sweet but when you get on his nerves he's FERAL

-he constantly says he needs different pillow so he can lay his head on your chest.

-one year for valentines he showed up covered in blood and his something behind his back he told you to close your eyes and hold out your hands, you felt a beating noise when he put it in your hand and he told you to open you're eyes,he gave you a STILL BEATING heart, so romantic ❤.

💮💮💮💮💮💮💮💮💮💮💮💮💮💮💮

Hehehe mid man the little mid man i love the little mid man ❤

B.Duck Luca icons for your soul 🦆⚡

qtaro really is the strongest character in the cast because if midori came to MY room dressed as a nurse one of us is leaving pregnant and it is NOT going to be me

Identity V Comic Market 104 (C104)

~Today's event~

Have you all arrived yet? Please stay hydrated and be mindful of your surroundings, and enter in order!

The venue is South Exhibition Hall 3-4, No. 2631. We're waiting for you to come and have some fun together♡

Left

Naib : Did the stream started already?

Emma : Is that Aesop taking off his mask? It's crowded there-

Annie : Shall I tell him that the stream is starting? UwU

Right

Annie : Shall I tell him that the stream is starting? UwU

Alice : Ah, it seems that he just realized that the stream is started

Fiona : Aesop's response, very cute wwwww (Japanese laugh)

🎵 you’ve never had chocolate like this~

fan essence concept for Lucaluca heuheue

General Relationship Headcanons: Matthias Czernin x reader

This is the first time I ever written something like this and shout out to my friend who gave me the courage to write on tumblr.

Being in a relationship with Matthias, you would need to have patience with him due to the trust issues that stem from his trauma.

ꕥ Even with his shyness, he likes to hold your hand. It gives him a sense of comfort and giving soft squeezes is enough to make him smile and wash his worries away.

ꕥ Usually, puppeteers make their own puppets to perform with. Matthias would make puppet versions of you and himself to tell stories with. He would spend more time on your puppet than his to make you more beautiful/handsome. Pays attention to every detail of you, so if you see him staring at you it's because he wants to get everything detail correct.

ꕥ He knows how to sew and make you new clothes from time to time. Puts every thought into sewing and proudly shows off his new creations to you with bandaged hands from the number of times he poked himself with the sewing needle.

ꕥ Gift gives like a crow. Matthias finds a colorful or shiny rock and gives it to you. Please ask him why he gave you the small trinket, it would make his day to explain his love for you in a form of a rock.

ꕥ Words of affirmation! Hearing compliments and words of affirmation will make him melt. He's already nervous and happy to be around you. He loves your company even if you two are together in silence. A simple "I love it when you.." or "I love you" will make his heart skip a beat, multiple beats.

ꕥ Matthias loves you very much and is grateful that you're so patient and stay by his side. You have him absolutely smitten.

Akito Shinonome x GN!Reader: Late Night headcannon (not as fancy as normal as it's more of a hella early morning head cannon, aka time of writing this is 3:36 AM :D) (Ps for you my bestie boo bear @noverenia )

Akito Shinonome. The man who had confessed to you after one of Vivid Bad Squads performances where they hadn't done as well as they normally do, but to him just seeing your face after coming off the stage still look at him like he was the best performer ever no matter how much he messed up was like and all year round gift that he would *never* regift.

Akito Shinonome. The boyfriend who seems like he hates everything and never wants to do anything, but is the most happy late at night, staring up at his celling thinking about the smiles you gave him when you had "pressured" him into doing some stupid shit with you.

Akito Shinonome. Who will introduce you to his sister, just to realize that the two of you will become best friends in no time and then he starts getting jealous when you come over to visit her when he's at practice.

Akito Shinonome. Who loves interlocking pinkies, he's not very good with a lot of physical affection but something small like that is so much in his heart, it's more of a symbol that you are with him, and that he is good enough to have you.

Akito Shinonome. Whose learned a lot about random things from his sister and past experiences, so he absolutely adores brushing/playing with your hair no matter what time, but don't forget to not leave him out of the fun.

Akito Shinonome. While he may not be the most amazing boyfriend when it comes to showing love outwardly, will make up for it in simple things like, you hate taking out the trash? well he'll do it as long as you wash the dishes instead, and always rembering tiny things about you like that one time you said that you really liked a certain color that nobody had every heard of? Well now there is a bracelet in that exact same color laying on your bed when you get home from school.

Akito Shinonome. Who would do anything for you and may not always have a smile on his face while doing it, but his heart sure is hell is wearing a smile<3