If Matt Rose Doesn’t Make A Video About This, I Fucking Will.

as a short person, yes.

Hello! <3 height difference prompts but character A used to tease B when they were kids but now that they're older , A is constantly the butt of all the short jokes since B is now taller than them .

List of height difference prompts 

“Look at you. So small and cute, huh?” “Shut the hell up.”

Character B wrapping their arm around Character A’s shoulders whenever possible; ruffling their hair with their hand and grinning when Character A grumbles at them for it.

“I could fit you in my luggage.” 

“You’re like an arm rest.”

“So I’m going to have to bend my knees just a little bit for you to hear me properly?” 

“You have five centimeters over me but you’re acting all high and mighty about it. Grow the hell up.” “Well, clearly I’ve grown a lot better than you.” “I will end you”

Character B purposefully making things out of reach for Character A. “Can you get that for me?” “Can I what?” “Can you please get that for me?”

“Need my shoulders to see up there?” “Piss off.”

“Maybe milk will still save that height of yours.” “Oh my God—”

“If I’m a late bloomer than you’re a really late bloomer. You’re probably never going to bloom at all; you’ve reached your maximum capacity.” “I’ll give you exactly five seconds to take that back.”

“I could lift you up off the floor while kissing you.” “Excu— what are you doing?! Put me down!”

“You’re threatening but like, in a very adorable way.”

“I’ve been breaking my back trying to kiss you.” “I’m not that fucking short.”

Character B helping Character A get something they need but then holding it out of reach from them, a grin on their face when Character A starts getting frustrated. “Give that to me, you stupid giant!”

“If you want to experience the world up here, you can always give me a call.” “I’ll kick you in the back of your knees and make you kneel in front of me.” 

I’M FUCKING DYING OF LAUGHTER AT THESE POSTS😭😭😭

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

Such a silly show! Would be funky if it had a lot of lore and ended in an empty, depressing ending lmao imagine

“This show broke me in a way few pieces of media have achieved” and the show looks like this

You sing? Is there any recording?

I have a few vids on here where I sing, yes

Thx for the question!

Lmfao I made this monstrosity💀

THIS is exactly why I like Murder Drones smut without genitals involved. I mean I like them with too but without genitals is kinda more fun cuz LET THAT CREATIVITY FLOW PEOPLE!!!

I love robots with no genitalia

It makes you get creative about the robot’s pleasure.

Although I love it when a robots wires are sensitive, what if your robot lover doesn’t want their wires touched? 

Maybe your robot lover experiences pleasure in a way you can’t understand, and that’s okay.

Maybe you’re gonna have to stroke or finger places you least expect, but if you care about your robot lovers pleasure, you’ll try it out.

You might enjoy it as well.

Maybe your robot lover doesn’t understand intimacy like you do, maybe they experience it differently. And that’s okay.

Wattpad pog.

yes

Reblogging these in case I want to find them again

everyone's making really really good ones, so enjoy the absolute most low quality cursed textposts i could possibly make.

variety, baby.

The way I IMMEDIATELY thought of GLaDOS

need to be tangled in the wires of a robot much larger than me, to the point of bondage, as the robot tries to “interface” with me using some sort of prehensile cabling

is this anything

Now this, this inspired me for a C.AI RP…

i was reading through your masterlist of prompts and i realised something i dont see often: enemies to friends with benefits. do you have any prompts for this?

The question is: are they becoming actual friends or is it more like enemies with benefits?

Enemies to Friends with Benefits

Text Prompts

One minute ago they were fighting for real, next minute they were wrestling on a nice and comfy bed.

They called it friends with benefits or fuck buddies, but they were definitely still neither friends nor buddies.

Once was an accident, but that accident just kept on happening.

They would have to end it eventually, but in the meantime they could have a little fun.

Meeting your enemy for a little tryst should feel wrong, but it surprised them how exciting and just right it felt.

They knew what would happen if people found out about this, but it was too tempting not to try it once and too good to stop afterwards.

Dialogue Prompts

"This does not mean I like you. I just like to have fun."

"Don't even think about falling asleep. I'm kicking you out as soon as we're done here."

"I need someone to scratch an itch, and I hate to admit it, but you're good at scratching."

"If you tell anyone about this, I will kill you."

"Just some stress relief."

"I will never ever admit to this."

"You're good at this... not a compliment, just a fact."

"I may not like you, but physically speaking, I do see the appeal."

Have fun!

- Jana