It's 3 AM And I Can't Stop Thinking About This Show (cough Cough Elliot My Beloved). Brain What The Fuckkk.

So I experienced a thought:

(Landry family + Elliot at dinner in 2025)

Jacob: So, I'm thinking about going to Sawcon this year.

Del: What's Sawcon?

Elliot: *trying not to laugh*

Jacob: SAWCON DEEZ NUTS!!!

Elliot: *wheezing*

Kat: *glares at Elliot*

Del: *sighs* I should've seen that coming.

Xavier got accused of killing his girlfriend, got hit by a car, died, saw ghosts, came back to life, realized he saw his dead ex girlfriends dead dad, got told his ex-girlfriend was now possessed, then got trapped in a cabin with the girl he was unknowingly flirting with online for WEEKS—who was also his dead ex girls best friend—and the possessed body of said ex girlfriend.

i'm not usually into the kalliot v. tomkat discourse because frankly lodging myself too firmly into one or the other might close me off to the potential of the characters and the show, but damn if it's not fun to read sometimes so i can nod along and go mhm mhm...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55702372

it's about goddamn time I actually promote my fanfic so here yall go

I think Jacob Landry would be fun to drink with tbhhh let him stay in the bar see what happens

so I obtained a monkey. I love him. he does not currently have a name.

Kinda want to write a fanfic based on the wack ass dream I had about this show last night but also I'm not sure I want to put Elliot and everyone else through him having a near death experience (in said wack ass dream he got fucking shot but luckily unlike s2 Kat he was in present day)

that's funny because I've been imitating Elliot for like 3 weeks at least now. I just put a gayer spin on it.

when you're in a clothing layering competition and your opponents are sam and elliot