Ah Yes...haoles Keep Preaching That Anything Depicting My Culture Is "racism." Mary, Hawai'i Is About

Captains

Price: So as we know, terrorist groups have been hijacking American transported weapons as well as distributing them to other organizations in Latin America.

Oswald: Gee I wonder why...

Graves: Why am I being targeted here?!

Farah: Oh, so the failure to transport deadly American missiles wasn't your fault?

Graves: It's not my fault our artillery is so valued

Price, Oswald and Farah: *Stares at Graves with a deadpan expression*

Graves: In every meeting its always like this...Remind me why I come to these things in the first place?

Price: So we can clean up your messes

Oswald nodding in agreement: Sorry Graves but your shady organization hasnt been so lucky as of late. I mean how do you fail a job so badly?

Farah adding on: Then have the audacity to cover it up and backstab the allies who helped you track down those missiles?

Graves getting up and walking out: I see that my efforts here is not needed as well as my presence. I wish you all luck on todays meeting

Price: Great, I'm sure Shepard would appreciate your absence

Graves slowly walking back into the room: Lets just get this over with...I hate you all...

So since I deleted Twst due to low storage space more than a year back let me just ramble about something.

Also btw I obv made sure to link my gmail so I can log back into my acc whenever. So if you hadn't already, you really should. But thats not important.

Let me talk about the pains of my existence.

Exibit A.

The fact that I had over 3,000 gems saved, and over 30 keys, which might I add took almost about a year to grind, was all spent on this singular banner. 160 pulls....160....he didnt even budge at pity....but the amount of joy I felt the moment I hit 160 and got him was unbelievable. I watched my gems go down the drain each time I hit the glorious "10 pull summon" absolutely drained my soul.

Anyways then theres exibits B and C.

So heres a little explanation. I adore the tweels, mind you, Floyd is my absolute favorite. Jade was always special to me as he was my second SSR pull. During the dreadful battle to get Ghost Marriage Idia home, as mentioned before, I ended up getting a different SSR on pitty. Can you guess who it was? Thats right! Jade! Now it had already been over a year of religiously playing Twst and I always wanted to have a Floyd dorm uniform SSR but ofc he never came home. So on my oh so painful journey to pull Groom Idia, I pull a duplicate dorm Jade. Wow...what a huge kick in the gut am I right?

Moral of the story: always bring tissues before pulling so if you cry, you're prepared.

Thanks @islandtarochips and @itsastronxmy for the tags 🤍

Anyways here's the closest iliteration of myself.

(And ofc I had to add the Hibiscus since it's my state flower lol)

New Picrew tag game!

Picrew

Grgikau Character Maker

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Here's mine! Tagging: @likelyscam @greiiliss @lex-the-lesbiann @apricior @twacn @dip-the-stick and literally anyone else who wants to join, the more the merrier!

Leo as König is everything ✨️

I adore them both 🥺💕

wip of f!leo as könig everyone !!!

(Coming next week hopefully)

this isn't a sexualizing him thing, please do not start that with me. im just trying to have fun with my two comfort characters 🙏

Lol ty @islandtarochips for the tag 🤍

But yeah, this is definitely me

Taging: @littlelalaland @itsastronxmy @justasmolbard @cloudofbutterflies92

A trip to Hawai'i P.4

[Babysitting]

Soap, Price and Ghost: *Staring at Oswalds neice(Ohia) and nephew(Nathan) sitting on the couch arguing*

Soap: Alright...I think we can handle an hour and a half till Bonnie and Kyle gets back

Price: Great. Knock yourselves out, Soap *Retreats to his room*

Soap: Welp it's just you and me L.T-

Ghost: *Already closing the door to his room*

Soap: Oh well...nothing a trained SAS soldier cannae handle...

Ohia and Nathan: *Screaming as they start physically fighting each other*

Soap: Oh boy...

An hour and thirty minutes later:

Soap: *Passed out asleep on the couch with doodles all over his face*

Ghost: *Playing dolls with the kids* Sure, we can put horses to bed. Just make sure you wish them goodnight

Ohia: *Whispers to the toy horses, sweetly* Goodnight

Nathan: But uncle Simon! Horses go in the stable, Ohia always makes stuff up!

Ghost: Nathan, let your sister play however she wants with her dolls. She doesn't boss you on the Wii, now does she?

Nathan: *Pouts* Alright...

Oswald and Gaz: *Opens door carrying large grocery bags*

Oswald: We're back!

Gaz: *Placing the bags down and walks towards ghost* There was so much traffic and-

Gaz: *Looks to see Soaps face littered with marker art and stickers as he's snoring on the couch* You guys sure was busy...

Ghost: Sure was *High-fives a laughing Ohia and Nathan*

Baby pictures

Soap: when I was a wee lad, I got into all sorts of mischief

Ghost: Makes sense

Soap: At least I was a cute little lad. Doubt ye were L.T. How about you Bonnie?

Oswald: I was an energetic kid, I gotta admit to that

Laswell: Its true, I even have photo evidence

Oswald: Huh?!

Laswell: *pulls up photo of child Oswald* Isn't she adorable?

Soap: Ye hair was wild bonnie!

Ghost: And her baby face seems to stay prominent today. Its adorable

Soap: Aye. Ye hardly look different

Oswald: How did you get these photos?!

Laswell: Oh, your mom sent them

Oswald: You text my mom?!

Laswell: Yeah. Quite regularly too since she checks up on you. She sent me more *pulls up more pictures*

Oswald: *freaking out*

Football

Oswald: *Watching the NFL*

Soap: American Football?

Oswald: *Shrugs* Its the 49ners against the Chiefs. I don't like either of them, but It's the last game of the season so I'm rooting for the 49ers due to past biases

Soap: Why all the ads

Oswald: Its to give me a pee and cry break

Soap: Cry break-? I thought ye said you didnt care for the 49ners?

Oswald: *With visible tears in her eyes after seeing the Chiefs win* I dont!

Pidgin Bible

Soap: I hear ye a Christian

Oswald: Yep, I even have myself a portable bible

Soap: Oh? Well lets hear it lass

Oswald: Ahem. *pulls out pidgin bible*

Oswald: Da time wen eryting wen start, God make da sky an da world. Da world come so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting. On top da wild ocean dat cova eryting, neva had light notting. Ony had God Spirit dea, moving aroun ova da watta.

Soap: I THOUGHT YE SAID YE HAD A BIBLE!

Oswald: THIS IS A BIBLE!

Sleep

Oswald: *Sipping another cup of coffee*

Gaz: She hasn't slept in days. And when she is forced to do so, its only an hour max. I'm worried for her

Price: *lighting a cigarette* Laswell did mention this. Oz doesn't sleep well during missions

Gaz: Maybe we let her off easy today? What do you think Soap?

Soap: Aye. Bonnie needs some rest. She cannae keep this up or she'll drop

Price: Mmm...alright *puts out cig* Oz will be with Gaz and I in recon. Soap and Ghost will take the base camp. When everyones ready, get your things and lets move

Return home:

Laswell: Great to see you all in one piece

Oswald: Guess you can say that *Waves bandaged stabbed arm*

Laswell: We'll arrive back in London by 0600, so rest up *nods at Oswald, softly patting her shoulder*

Price: *discussing the mission after takeoff* Alright. Soap, you did a good job getting out in time. And Ghost, good covering. But always make sure to watch your time

Soap: Aye

Ghost: Yes sir

Price: Gaz, try not to rush in. Oswalds your cover so dont try to opperate alone next time. You'll end up shot again

Gaz: Understood, cap

Price: And Oz, try not to go too hard on yourself during missions. You'll turn into a liability one day

Oswald: ...

Price: *Looks to Oswald deep in sleep*

Soap: *chuckles* Guess Bonnie can sleep afterall