Hm

when ur friend says a speech pattern that u also use

The "first time Minecraft player" experience

"So this is how liberty dies... With thunderous applause."

the holy grail types of fanfic

Fanfic so good you gotta stop and scroll on social media to not get overwhelmed

Just cried. “So this is how democracy dies… with thunderous applause” has never been so strongly felt

Siblings, raise your hand if this is a relatable experience.

chocolate delivery express! 💝💨

my favorite hc is that penelope was told by the ladies in waiting to go and stay in her room and not to come out for anyone

and she hears screams and whatnot and is like oh fuck now theyve done it, the suitors are gonna destroy the place

only to hear the screams lessen in volume and being like ? are they killing each other?

but then she hears a scream clear as day "THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE" and she's like🧍‍♀️no fuckin shot my husband is down there on a murder spree

and she immediately starts pacing back and forth like "LADIES HELP ME PREPARE I NEED TO LOOK DIVINE" and it's a full makeover sequence

and they're posing her and being like "hold on, tilt your chin up a little bit, turn to the side like 12 degrees- BOOM my lady you are serving such cunt"

and then they hear odysseus' loud ass steps going up the stairs and all the ladies scatter while penelope tries to look nonchalant like "AHEM....😳 is it you? have my prayers been answered?"