Latest Posts by yourlocal-luckycat - Page 4

Pigeon attempts to court falcon

K??

KSKSJSLSKSKLASIIS OKAY GENOS-

I’D NEVER SAY NO TO U 🤚

Tagging: @kingkyoujurou @presidentmonica @laudthingcat @kampfkuchen85 @cherrykamado @bxbycake @happygoluckyalexis @tonaken + anyone who wants to <3

I'm prepared to make that sacrifice

so Kris is protecting frisk from being shook, and they are immune, Chara ran away, what if we shake susie?

Do you want to lose your hand?

Swordfighting

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!

The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️

everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

Every time you reblog Sleepy Mars, a transphobe chokes and dies

I didn't notice it was a mouse at first

I miss soft and cute post!dc family

his little big family ♡

TIL that the most efficient way to open and eat a pomegranate is to cut the top, check the way it's seeds align and make cuts where they unite, pull until the pomegranate opens and carefully detach the seeds. You're welcome

Followers, crabs and friends

*Dream calls absolutely terrified of what could have scared his brother*

Nightmare: I just accidentally prematurely sent an email to my brother.... It was supposed to say "I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting", but I hit send when all it said was:

Nightmare: Dear Brother, I am afraid

Manipulation, worship and blackmail.

Okay???

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

Experimenting with Ibis Paint brushes

LMAO-

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

Dream: That's because you're the only one that can cook in this house

Dream: Are you drunk?

Ink: Only on the spirit of Christmas!

Blue, smirking: And the spirit of whisky.

Dream: Seriously Blue? Again?

Blue: I'm suprised you guys even still trust me anywhere near the eggnog every year

When I'm reading a sad fanfic and I don't find myself crying, I grab my kitten and let her bite and scratch me until I bleed. It also helps me to get new ideas for fics

Help

Dream: He always acts like a child though??

Ink: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!

Ink: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!

Dream: Ink just threw a tantrum about a chair.

Dream: I just won Ink Tantrum Bingo.

Cinna: ...darnit...

Nightmare, confused with what's happening: I...uh...What?...

Dream: But I don't have hair?

Dream: You believe me?

Ink: Dream, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

This is ultimate comedy

Blue: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

Dream: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially.

Blue, desperately, as Dream bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!

Dream: Oh! B positive.

Blue: I’m trying, but you’re making it really hard, Dream.

Dream: