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them <3

me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

I could get the clink for life, or the electric chair. But I don’t want to die a virgin.

hey check this out. *puts him in the fucking microwave*

@lisafrankenstan ^ go check out their blog if u like this movie fr

God, I'll never get over this. He heard her coming, axe in hand, and didn't turn around. He had no intention of defending himself. He was going to let her take his life if she felt she needed to. He didn't even turn around until he heard the axe hit the ground.

Just. The way he looks at her when he realizes she's not going to hurt him. He's so devoted to her, so in love.

Fickelgruber? Sorry, thought that was Elias Bouchard.

MATHEW BAYNTON Prensa Escenario | 2: The Cartel of Chocolatiers