"In Front Of You Stands Two Guards, One Always Tells The Truth, The Other Only Tells Lies"

Unfortunately I can't get mad over ford's "grammar, Stanley" I too would do that to my brother if given the chance

Nobody is talking about the hot scottish pirate in Rusty Quill’s “Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later” and it’s devastating. I don’t care who he was based off- that man (Sextus Pompii Magnus) could kill me and I’d thank him- Like Dread Pirate Sextus Pompii? More like Dread Pirate Sexy Pompii.

(heads up im still aroace and a minor don’t make it too weird.)

My life is complete

Saw someone mention in tags how Ford and Hiccup would get along well. And they were right!

I wonder what they're talking about :)

(Hiccup's dialogue is written in Cressida Cowell's Viking Alphabet runes)

Season 5 Jon and Martin be like

I wrote a song from the perspective of Jolie Ruewen

You guys voted for a song to Brant after her death, so here it is! I’ve been looking for an excuse to use this chord progression (which is ironic, cause I actually messed up the piano on the last chorus in this recording). Anyway, I hope you enjoy it! Thank you all for your support!

Lyrics under the cut:

I knew I was playing with fire

I shouldn’t be shocked I got burned

I understood you when no one else did

And I know my love was returned

I know I felt dangerously guilty

I should have known you were acting strange

The world wasn’t kind to you, it wasn’t fair

But I can’t forgive how you’ve changed

I still see our shadows on the walls

Of every place we’ve been

And I still hear the sweet, sweet words

That flowed to me from your pen

But our end was the beginning

Of something I can’t ignore

The scars are not the reason

I don’t recognize you anymore

She is one way that I haunt you

I know you see me on her face 

I hope that you also see all that I stood for

And think of the past you’ve erased

I still see our shadows on the walls

Of every place we’ve been

And I still hear the sweet, sweet words

That flowed to me from your pen

But our end was the beginning

Of something I can’t ignore

The scars are not the reason

I don’t recognize you anymore

I hope you never forget me

Cause I know that you’ll always care

I hope you imagine what I’d say to you

Doing all these things if I was there

I’d say I still see our shadows on the walls

Of every place we’ve been

And I still hear the sweet, sweet words

That flowed to me from your pen

But our end was the beginning

Of something I can’t ignore

The scars are not the reason

I don’t recognize you anymore

Hey. Don't feel bad about what we did. Janet was gonna put me in a psych ward. You saved me. And Doug? Eh. We just wanted his hand. And now look what you can do with it. That hand… was gonna do terrible things. And now it’s a… it’s a conduit for the talent of REO Speedwagon. LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) dir. Zelda Williams, written by Diablo Cody

It's official! We got the state of Kansas to formally recognize Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week this year!

February 18-24, 2024 DON'T YOU FORGET!

couldn't get this out of my head, so here's a GIF set :')

"Those who disagree will be thrown at the hole" - Bill, probably