"In Front Of You Stands Two Guards, One Always Tells The Truth, The Other Only Tells Lies"

"In Front Of You Stands Two Guards, One Always Tells The Truth, The Other Only Tells Lies"
"In Front Of You Stands Two Guards, One Always Tells The Truth, The Other Only Tells Lies"

"In front of you stands two guards, one always tells the truth, the other only tells lies"

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8 months ago

Unfortunately I can't get mad over ford's "grammar, Stanley" I too would do that to my brother if given the chance

1 year ago

Nobody is talking about the hot scottish pirate in Rusty Quill’s “Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later” and it’s devastating. I don’t care who he was based off- that man (Sextus Pompii Magnus) could kill me and I’d thank him- Like Dread Pirate Sextus Pompii? More like Dread Pirate Sexy Pompii.

(heads up im still aroace and a minor don’t make it too weird.)


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8 months ago

My life is complete

Saw someone mention in tags how Ford and Hiccup would get along well. And they were right!

A digital, pastel colored illustration of Hiccup from HTTYD and Stanford Pines from Gravity Falls interacting. The two of them are standing next to each other and chatting, with their speech contained in two speech bubbles above their heads. Hiccup's speech is written entirely in Cressida Cowell's Viking Alphabet, which reads: "...And that's how we saved Berk and liberated our local dragon population from a tyrannical queen-bee dragon.", while Ford's reads: "Remarkable!" in cursive.

I wonder what they're talking about :)

(Hiccup's dialogue is written in Cressida Cowell's Viking Alphabet runes)

9 months ago
Season 5 Jon And Martin Be Like

Season 5 Jon and Martin be like

1 year ago

I wrote a song from the perspective of Jolie Ruewen

You guys voted for a song to Brant after her death, so here it is! I’ve been looking for an excuse to use this chord progression (which is ironic, cause I actually messed up the piano on the last chorus in this recording). Anyway, I hope you enjoy it! Thank you all for your support!

Lyrics under the cut:

I knew I was playing with fire

I shouldn’t be shocked I got burned

I understood you when no one else did

And I know my love was returned

I know I felt dangerously guilty

I should have known you were acting strange

The world wasn’t kind to you, it wasn’t fair

But I can’t forgive how you’ve changed

I still see our shadows on the walls

Of every place we’ve been

And I still hear the sweet, sweet words

That flowed to me from your pen

But our end was the beginning

Of something I can’t ignore

The scars are not the reason

I don’t recognize you anymore

She is one way that I haunt you

I know you see me on her face 

I hope that you also see all that I stood for

And think of the past you’ve erased

I still see our shadows on the walls

Of every place we’ve been

And I still hear the sweet, sweet words

That flowed to me from your pen

But our end was the beginning

Of something I can’t ignore

The scars are not the reason

I don’t recognize you anymore

I hope you never forget me

Cause I know that you’ll always care

I hope you imagine what I’d say to you

Doing all these things if I was there

I’d say I still see our shadows on the walls

Of every place we’ve been

And I still hear the sweet, sweet words

That flowed to me from your pen

But our end was the beginning

Of something I can’t ignore

The scars are not the reason

I don’t recognize you anymore

10 months ago
Hey. Don't Feel Bad About What We Did. Janet Was Gonna Put Me In A Psych Ward. You Saved Me. And Doug?
Hey. Don't Feel Bad About What We Did. Janet Was Gonna Put Me In A Psych Ward. You Saved Me. And Doug?
Hey. Don't Feel Bad About What We Did. Janet Was Gonna Put Me In A Psych Ward. You Saved Me. And Doug?

Hey. Don't feel bad about what we did. Janet was gonna put me in a psych ward. You saved me. And Doug? Eh. We just wanted his hand. And now look what you can do with it. That hand… was gonna do terrible things. And now it’s a… it’s a conduit for the talent of REO Speedwagon. LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) dir. Zelda Williams, written by Diablo Cody

1 year ago
State of Kansas Proclamation by the Governor. To the people of Kansas, greetings. Whereas aromanticism is a generally unknown and misunderstood romantic orientation; and whereas people who are aromantic often feel isolated and confused, and lack access to resources and support networks; and whereas discovering aromanticism can be an affirming and positive personal experience' and whereas having peers and family know of and understand aromanticism can provide safety, support, and comfort to aromantic people; and whereas Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week is a way to spread awareness and acceptance of aromantic spectrum identities and the issues faced by the aromantic community; and whereas Kansas is proud of and made stronger by the vast diversity of its residents. Now, therefore, I, Laura Kelley, Governor of the state of Kansas, do hereby proclaim February 18-24, 2024 as Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week in the state of Kansas and I urge all citizens to join in this observation.

It's official! We got the state of Kansas to formally recognize Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week this year!

February 18-24, 2024 DON'T YOU FORGET!


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1 year ago
Couldn't Get This Out Of My Head, So Here's A GIF Set :')
Couldn't Get This Out Of My Head, So Here's A GIF Set :')
Couldn't Get This Out Of My Head, So Here's A GIF Set :')
Couldn't Get This Out Of My Head, So Here's A GIF Set :')
Couldn't Get This Out Of My Head, So Here's A GIF Set :')
Couldn't Get This Out Of My Head, So Here's A GIF Set :')
Couldn't Get This Out Of My Head, So Here's A GIF Set :')
Couldn't Get This Out Of My Head, So Here's A GIF Set :')
Couldn't Get This Out Of My Head, So Here's A GIF Set :')
Couldn't Get This Out Of My Head, So Here's A GIF Set :')

couldn't get this out of my head, so here's a GIF set :')

1 month ago
"Those Who Disagree Will Be Thrown At The Hole" - Bill, Probably
"Those Who Disagree Will Be Thrown At The Hole" - Bill, Probably

"Those who disagree will be thrown at the hole" - Bill, probably

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