Conquest Of Cuteness | Varmints

the thing you need to understand is that mario is not a young skinny guy. mario is a kindly old uncle to me. and he's fat, and thats fine. like. he's like an uncle who would babysit you as a kid and he never yells at you and would make you the best plate of spaghetti you've ever had, and when he leaves you can't wait to see him again. he loves going on adventures and he loves his brother and he loves the mushroom kingdom. and like he's a silent character in the RPGs but (to me) in the sense that he's just a quiet, humble guy who prefers to listen and when you're talking you can tell that he's listening and he cares. if you got interrupted in mid-sentence by someone else, mario would ask you to carry on where you left off when there was a chance. if you were walking in a group and you had to stop to tie your shoe, and everyone else went on without you, mario would wait for you patiently. i dont mind if you ship him and peach but to me he doesnt rescue her because of romantic love, he's just a good guy who wants to help out. this is my truth. mario is not Crisp Rat. mario is a nice older man and i stand by this. i love you mario mario.

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*at my first day of group therapy for people stuck in the 2000s* i’m just .. not feeling very awesomesauce.. le sigh.. it’s like .. u kno tfw u just wanna rage quit life.. but one does not simply kill themselves.. it just feels like i’m being trolled by the world.. like my sadness levels are over 9000 and all i can do is scream FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU. my life is just an epic fail . inb4 u tell me it can only be epic win from here

stan walks up to fords cabin in this thing

Is it hot up here or did I just wear my binder longer than the allotted 8 hours? HEY-O

just kidding I dont wear a binder

why does this outro unironically go so hard

black american mikus based on music genres