@ All My Mutuals

Gardienne looks like she’s gonna kill someone 🔪

Illustrations ep 22

I have a sudden need to learn ice-skating. For the sake of memes of course.

Nah, maybe not

Figure skating photos are perfectly demonstrating my day to day emotions and i don’t know why I’ve never used them til now

UGH WHY:

#Greathairday

‘… why you do this?’:

‘What the FUQ u looking at me for, mate!?’

‘YEEEEEEEEEE SUCKAS’:

#Ballin’

When a hot stranger walks by:

When they ask ‘who was the weak link in the group project’:

When you find that REAL GOOD FIC:

‘MMMMM GUUURL’

When your boss tells you to do something, so you do it, but then realise you don’t know what the fuck you’re doing:

When you keep doing the job but still dont know what you’re doing and how has no one noticed yet!!???

fuck it i’m done

Happy Birthday Ez!

U’re big boy now 👏

But still waiting for best boy birthday

JAMON MA BOI

Only 43 days left ppl

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

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I SMELL BROKE

Oh

It's just me

*Lysander’s spinoff is over 1000 ap*

Me:

Wordplay 

Like it’s midnight and my brain forces me to think about Decathlon (i guess bc i buy today quite nice basket ball) and I spell shop name wrong, realize that and make a meme

really bad meme

love yourself as much as your otome game man loves you