After Reading The Iliad And Odyssey These Are So Much Funnier Remembering The Context

Odysseus: 600 men making our way back home to Ithaca!

*Polyphemus swings his club around*

Odysseus: 593 men making our way back home to Ithaca.

*Poseidon wipes out the other 11 ships in the fleet*

Odysseus: ...43 men making our way back home to Ithaca.

*Elpenor's drunk ass falls off Circe's roof*

Odysseus: 42 men making our way back home to Ithaca, I guess.

*Scylla targets the torch holders*

Odysseus: 36 men making our way back home to Ithaca. Put that sword away, Eurylochus.

*Zeus strikes the ship with lightning*

Odysseus: 1 man making his way back home to Penelope and Telemachus. And by the gods, I will somehow make it.

I love butterfly rays because half of the images of them online come in two varieties and it’s

a) a baybey!

b) I know what you are.

i am a new super hero, call me cup on my head man guy! 

Kukac

I finished portal and immediately went to ebay and ordered portal 2, I cannot wait to hang out with that wretched stephen merchant ball that people were obsessed with 10 years ago

So Neil confirmed that it’s the MINUTES OF WATCHING that matters the most.

Please, even if you don’t wanna watch whole episodes, just let it run on the background.

If we get a thousands of minutes, Amazon will approve Season 3!!! 🌏

And REMEMBER: The longer it takes to film Season 3, the longer Crowley’s heartbreak will continue 😭😭

Let’s show Amazon how we love our disaster puppy 💕

PAPYRUS interview PART 2

full papyrus interview from the newsletter oh my god

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

Part one - Part Two(You are Here)

It's all fun and games when people joke about Hungarians being obsessed with paprika but I'm here to tell you it is no exaggeration. We even use it as decoration inside our houses. When we need it it's right there hanging.

It's in (almost) every traditional Hungarian dish.