Hi I Love The UTY Art Book!!! Ougghhhhhhh

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

>be me

>watch father get murdered right before my eyes at age 9

>become a respected public prosecutor

>15 years later (just before the statute of limitations runs out), father's killer's defense attorney asks to meet at the lake around midnight

>meet him

>row out to the middle of the lake together

>hear him say some cryptic shit

>watch him pull a gun and

>BANG

>BANG

>and he's gone

>what the fuck did he just shoot himself??

>pick up the gun in shock

>put the gun down

>stand there in the middle of the cold foggy lake

>row back to shore alone

>leave the gun there in the boat

>wander the shore in the cold, muttering to myself about what I just saw

>get questioned by police

>tell them nothing

>go home

>don't sleep (nightmares)

>get arrested the next morning

Merry Christmas???

the devil works hard but I work harder (Vote here!!)

Now tell me he wouldn't do that

reblog to drop a car battery on a post below

gilbert baker pride flag but color dropped from jerma choking on a whopper

It's all fun and games when people joke about Hungarians being obsessed with paprika but I'm here to tell you it is no exaggeration. We even use it as decoration inside our houses. When we need it it's right there hanging.

It's in (almost) every traditional Hungarian dish.

get him a ouppy!!!!!

little kids always latch onto the older cousin who is the most aloof to them they're like i am so sorry sweet old ladies who want to give me toys & candy but i do not give a fuck about you right now because i have GOT to go bother the unemployed 23 year old who wants to play call of duty in the dark in his room