It Really Freaks Me Out That People Think Body Hair Is Unsanitary. Like Y'all Are Just So Brainwashed

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“Resting bitch face? No, not resting. Purposeful bitch face. I want you to know that I am done and tired of your shit.”

— Mayuzumi Chihiro

How to make a character's death sadder

 Don’t have them die of old age after a long, fulfilling life. Many people don’t even think of this as sad (note that this can still work if you have enough of the other factors).

 Leave one of their major goals unfinished. The more enthusiastic they are about completing the goal, the sadder.

 Give them strong relationships with other characters.

 Make them fight against whatever is causing their death. Their ultimate loss is sadder if they struggle.

 Kill them in the middle of their character arc.

 Don’t describe their funeral in detail. Maybe it’s just me, but I find that long descriptions of funerals kill the sadness.

update

the same teacher : "joe, are you lost?"

my friend : "no, he is joe sir"

my friend pulled a dad joke on an english A-level teacher

hello. do you aspire to be like a classmate of mine who has the audacity to ask "do you know what idioms mean sir?" to an english teacher who teaches A-level english?

cause i definitely do.

*taps eyes* is this thing on

if you relate to having an idea for a story for 4 to 8 years with almost zero progress towards actually writing it down, clap your hands

Me : you think i dont have the brain to think about that?!

*3 second silence*

Mom : ..yeah i guess so.

Mom : *walks out of my room*

Me :

so yeah, thats the story of my mom who just straight up roasted her own daughter

Here’s something to chew on.

anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong