RENJUN ♡ GLITCH MODE

The names I strongly believe nct dream would call your boobs

Jeno - tits, Mario and Luigi

He seems like he would be the one to call them tits casually and be like “but babe I love your tits” *insert puppy dog eyes* and like despite tits being somewhat fucking abrasive it is almost endearing coming from him. And he’s a gamer guy no doubt at some point he’s naming them. Like no shame coming up to them and asking how player 1 and 2 are.

Mark - boobs

Something about him, he would def call them boobs or some shit along the lines of breasts, like the energy of a guy friend talking about ur boobs, where he’d be the type to accidentally elbow u in the chest and he’d turn around like “WAS THAT YOUR BOOB??? R U OK?? Why did it feel like that???” And just be overly apologetic and now curious.

Renjun - “the girls”

He’s an art whore (respectfully). He would worship those bitches. The “girls” would be getting more attention than you. Like borderline mommy kink type shit. Explore that later ma!

Jaemin - ta-tas, the twins, cha Chas

Him and your tits are better friends than you and your tits. He greets them at the door and not you. He gives off the vibe that he’d refer to them as if they were his own, he actually wears a Victoria secret bombshell bra w grapefruits stuffed in it for solidarity around his house.

Haechan - boobiez, knockers

You could be mid fuck and he’d refer to them as knockers because he heard on tv once and you would be able to physically feel the horny leave your body but it’s ok because he’s hot so u forgive him. But whenever u do wear a low cut shirt he doesn’t hesitate to poke them and let out a high pitched “boobiez”

Chenle - titties, jugs

He is in the same boat as jeno being a gamer and such, he is a teenage boy at heart and definitely will start laughing when u take your shirt off because he’s getting a little too excited, you made him promise not to ever call them jugs again because it made you lose a couple years off your life the first time he did it.

Jisung - your chest

He is still working up to say the word titties so referring to your chest is your best option right now. I think he would be the type to be caught staring at your boobs and be like “your chest is distracting” as if he got caught and was in the principles office. I would pay money for him to say the word nipple tho, I think it might kill him tho

(NONE of this is serious, all for jokes :)

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