For Every Note This Gets I Won’t Self Harm For A Day. If You Reblog This I’ll Put Your URL Into A

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

my roommates being obnoxious again so,

share with me the songs you’d least want to hear while having sex 

experiment: reblog this if you believe dean winchester is bisexual

ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

dude, a famous youtuber got doxxed and i think im gonna be sick to my stomach. why would anyone dox them?

if someone doesn’t want to be known, doesn’t want their full name on the internet, doesn’t want their face on the internet, why would you dox them?

it doesn’t matter if you like them or not, knowing that anyone would do that to them makes me wanna vomit.

don’t actively search or DOX anyone, guys. it’s disgusting and illegal, especially if they don’t want to be that personal in the first place.

don’t give attention to the page if you’ve seen it, please don’t spread it either. if you were a good person, you would let the situation be.

ATTENTION TUMBLR!!

So me and my parents just made a bet that, if this post gets 750,000 notes, I can have a pet bird!

We’ll pay for all the expenses!

All I need is for this particular post to get 750,000 notes, and a bird will be all mine!

My local petstore sells these GORGEOUS blue budgies, and I’m dying to have one

When I say ‘blue budgie’, I mean one like this:

(I got this image off of google, but it is extremely similar to the bird I want!)

Please, please, PLEASE let me have him!!

Like and RB anywhere you can!

Please help me with this!!

- Riley

Reblog if you agree pansexuality is real and support pansexual people

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I got Flamboyant Klingon Queen.

Nice.

@ my fellow space gays

i have created a (very broken) generator that gives you a Trek-inspired title! (alternatively here’s a even sillier one with double the adjectives)

here are just a few examples:

have fun!

My gf and I had sex for the first time the other day and I noticed that she has stretch marks on her belly and thighs? I didn't say anything but I find them kind of weird to look out. My other gfs didn't have them so I guess I'm not used to it? Do I tell her I'm not feeling them and suggest how she can get rid of them or not?