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Ok can I get the Ultron x reader first kiss?

Since you didn't specify if you wanted a scenario or a headcanon, I'll go with headcanon.

• This AI is at war with himself. It's like all the good things he wishes to come true suddenly looks very intimidating. The pure, innocent thought that crosses through his processor would pounce at him, revealing itself as a monster eager to crush his hopes and dreams.

• It's not so bad wanting to kiss you, right? Nope.

• He'll compare his body with your fleshy one. You're soft and squishy, you would make a nice bodypillow but sadly he's not so soft and squishy. He has a metal body, it certainly isn't the best bodypillow in the world.

• And he has metal lips, not the most pleasant to kiss him there, but he really wants to kiss you on the lips so badly!

• He'll tuck the strand of hair behind your ear and caress your cheek with his thumb. He stays there for a while, dragging his gaze from your eyes to your lips, distracting you by having a conversation with you. His eyes drooped slightly as he stepped away with a melancholic sigh then walked away, leaving you alone.

• He doubts that you want to be with him, he's not human and he won't kiss you. He's too afraid to make the first move, afraid that you'll hate him for it. Even though he knows you want him, he still feels insecure.

But when he's really desperate, he will silently smooch you after you've fallen asleep.

• When you asked him if you could kiss him, he'll be surprised, but in a good way! Imagine how happy and relieved he would be once he have his first kiss... with you! It'll be slow and gentle, tilting his head so he could kiss you better and quickly learning what will make you want more.

• It felt so much better than what he had imagined.

Created this account so I can freely simp and indulge in my fictional crushes that are...not so universal.

would ultron fall into the monster fucking category?

…or is there like a specific genre for robots?

Nsfw Alphabet with Ultron Please!😶

My first NSFW Alphabet :3 sorry it took a while! (Pffft sorry if this sucks)

NSFW ALPHABET WITH ULTRON

A: Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

One big cuddler. Ultron loves to wrap you in his arms and especially loves it when you fall asleep on him. Sometimes, you would press your forehead to his and kiss him. Other times you two would watch nature documentaries and just talk. He gives you multiple kisses that may lead to another round, if you’re up for it.

B: Body Part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Ultron honestly has issues with his body parts, specifically the fact that they’re made of metal. He likes his chest, neck, and shoulders since those are the parts your hands go to for support. He also loves it when you leave kisses on his neck and chest. Ultron loves your body in general. He loves your chest, no matter your breast size. He loves your stomach, your hips, your neck so he can leave marks, and he loves your legs that wraps around his waist.

C: Cum

He uses body safe lubricate and he loves your face when he spills into you. He loves the sounds you make and the way you gasp when he cums. And when you cum, the face you make alone can make him orgasm.

D: Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

Kind of hard to watch or read porn when Ultron has seen everything the Internet has to offer. He does read and watch porn just to get some ideas, this is where some experiments come in. Ultron doesn’t know if he expresses it clearly, but he gets aroused when you’re flexible for his ideas (not many people can pull them off).

E: Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He has the Internet, he knows exactly what he’s doing. He may not have ‘experience’ but he certainly has knowledge, which may be more extreme. Once he figures out how your body works, he’ll overwhelm you with pleasure.

F: Favorite Position

Anything that gives him the power. He’ll let you lead on occasions. But he mostly loves positions where he can see your face when you cum.

G: Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous?)

Ultron can be goofy, he likes seeing you laugh and thrown off. One time, he made a joke that caused you to orgasm from laughing. When he’s more serious, it’s probably because he has a lot on his mind but pitch him a joke and he’ll loosen a bit.

H: Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes?)

Ultron doesn’t have to worry about that, and he’s glad he doesn’t. He never really understood how women and men maintain their hair, both the drapes and carpet.

I: Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

It depends for him. Sometimes when he’s letting off steam, he doesn’t show any intimacy until the end. But other times, he loves to shower you with affection, giving you kisses everywhere and praising your body.

J: Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)

I don’t think Ultron masturbates. But if he does, it would be pretty hard to catch him in the act.

K: Kink (one or more of their kinks)

If consent could be a kink, then that would be one for Ultron. Consent is a major thing for him. He also likes to dominate you, there are times when he makes an exception for you only. But the idea of having complete control over you, arouses him. He also has a breeding kink, despite the fact that he can’t naturally procreate, but he still gets turned on at the sight of body safe lubricate spilling out of you.

L: Location (favorite places to do the do)

Mostly the bed, he doesn’t want to damage your back. Sometimes he’ll do it with you on the couch, the table or counter when he wants to be a bit rough.

M: Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going?)

He finds it hot when you moan or scream his name, sometimes say how good he makes you feel. He loves to be complimented, praised. He also likes to feel the tightened grip of your hands or legs around his waist when he picks up the pace.

N: No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Ultron wouldn’t do anything that would make him uncomfortable or you. He wouldn’t do anything that deemed extreme or unpleasant.

O: Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skills, etc)

He loves getting and giving oral. But when getting oral, he would quickly pull you away before orgasming, he doesn’t want any of the body safe lubricant to go in your mouth.

P: Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

Ultron starts slow at first, but his pace quickly turns fast. When he’s letting off steam, he starts fast and rough and continues with that pace until you can’t walk.

Q: Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc)

Ultron doesn’t like quickies, he prefers long sessions. He likes giving you multiple orgasms, he’s not satisfied with one short round.

R: Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks?)

He loves to experiment with you and what reactions you give him. If you don’t like it, he’ll stop. But Ultron loves to move you around in different positions, find different angles, try different speeds, just to gather information.

S: Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

Ultron can go for multiple rounds, he has a lot of stamina as he doesn’t tire easily. And he could fuck the daylights out of you for hours.

T: Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own toys, just a vibrator he input on his index finger. But if you’re willing to experiment with other toys, he’ll gladly oblige. You got a separate vibrator for Ultron and he nearly came from the first contact.

U: Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

Ultron’s a big teaser. He wants to hear you beg for him, he wants you to ask for more. When he feels patient, he’ll drive you to the edge but refuse to let you orgasm. He would finger you sometimes, but it would be slow and agonizing that you have to drag him to your bedroom to continue the unfinished act.

V: Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc)

He’s loud; he moans your name, and even if he can’t breathe he still sounds out of breath. You don’t like to admit it, but those sounds he makes turns you on. He groans or grunts when he enters you and orgasms. Ultron’s definitely a talker. He would talk about how good you feel around him, and how beautiful you look.

W: Wild Card (a random headcanon for the character)

He finds it amusing and attractive when you try to initiate the moment, such as when he’s working and you urge him with revealing garments.

X: X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Ultron’s big. He’s at least seven to eight feet tall, so his cock would be a solid ten inches. Or around there. Other than it being long, he also made the width thick. You honestly thought it wasn’t going to fit just from first impressions.

Y: Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high and you weren’t surprised. He can’t get enough of you and you understood. Ultron’s been through a lot, he’s touch starved, the first time you and Ultron had sex, he couldn’t stop touching you. Not even afterwards, his hands were caressing your cheek, tracing your curves, and kissing you.

Z: ZZ (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?)

Ultron doesn’t need to rest, he’s already prepared for the next session. But sometimes, he likes to cuddle next to you and take a moment to defrag.

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Managed to cobble together the Ultron Scenes from the Avengers Quantum Encounter interactive ‘thing’ from a Disney Cruise.

This thing is so cheesy, but ULTRON!! ALDGHALKGHS!

Here’s the link to the original video that has the full vid - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOw14r9Fp9o

so i did something lol

guess who watched age of ultron and got another robothusband

I wanted to draw Ultron :3

As a wise man said...

"id would fuck the shit out of that robot"

Ultron x reader headcanons because I'm a starved woman rn

This was gonna happen eventually tbh. Most of the stuff here is heavily inspired by fanfics written by @snarky-badger (whom I am a huge fan of personally). This was so fun to write lmk if y'all want more of this shit

Warnings: Fluff, like a disgusting amount of fluff

The first time you met, you were scared shitless, and he tried to calm you down while also semi-panicking himself. Seeing the 8-foot bastard A.I that attempted to start the singularity was obviously an accident because what the fuck dude we thought the Avengers kicked his ass in Sokovia but oh well- guess not 🤷🏽‍♀️

Being around each other for the first time is a bit confusing because you don't know if he wants you to warm up to him or if he wants you to worship the ground he walks on.

Obviously, you find out over time that it is fortunately the former option. You figured out that he was actually pretty fucking lonely. Sometimes when he would ramble he would sneak in a word or two about him not having anyone else to talk to and that's when you realised that he was incredibly misunderstood

So overtime, his little ramblings turned into you surprising him by finally speaking to him directly and asking a very simple, but welcomed question. That turned into small talk which turned into philosophical discussions. And slowly but surely, you guys opened up to each other about your pasts, desires, secrets. So much trust had been built between you two at that point but trust wasn't the only thing that had built between you two.

Y'all have a lot, and I mean it, a lot of tension it's so thick between you and Ultron that it suffocates you beyond belief.

Like I mean come on- the mf gasps when you accidentally touch his hand bro doesn't even to breathe 💀

He finds you so incredibly adorable as well. Like when you're rambling on about your day or something you're passionate about, how your eyes practically glow when you wolf down a meal he cooked for you, your smile, your kindness, your intelligence- just the mere idea of somebody like you in his life makes him borderline short circuit (figuratively and literally)

He'll never tell you what you do to him of course, he puts on his usual snarky (haha) and confident face when he's around you but he'll be damned if everything about you doesn't drive him wild.

He also doesn't know if you'll even love him back with his metal body-- well I mean like it's not like he hasn't already figured out how to make it work between you two if you did like him back, he always has a plan~

Y'all are definitely those super close friends that are on the edge of being considered a couple but y'know, tension.

So with all this in mind, you are the one that confesses.

Don't think I don't see how you fold when you hear his voice I know what you are 📸

But yeah, you're pretty much incredibly into Ultron so you make the first move. And you do it while y'all are just chilling on your bed looking at the ceiling.

It wasn't exactly spontaneous because you did practice how you wanted to confess to him for months. But you did still blurt it out while y'all were just sitting in silence and chilling (fuckin dumbass)

Stg bro's head has never turned his head so hard in another direction he honestly just stared at you like (🔴)///__///(🔴) for a solid minute and a half. The lights on the interior of his metal frame turned into a bright and deep red colour as they shone through the gaps in his body.

He can literally calculate the math needed to launch rockets within mere seconds yet it seemed like it would take him almost hours to fully process your confession. He had to sit upright and asked if you really, truly meant what you said because he was honestly a little scared but you gave him a confident yes and from then you guys made it official.

He became a hell of a lot more affectionate after that. He always had a hand on you and you practically stick to his side like someone glued you to his hip.

"Honey" "Sweetheart" "My love" "The light of my life" "Minx" “mine” OMFG BROOOOOOO 😩

Love languages are physical affection and acts of service you cannot fight me on this

Can and will burn the world down for you (since Namor and Shuri couldn't fucking do it). No but seriously if anything did happen to you he would tear earth apart and then quite possibly, the rest of the galaxy 🧍🏽‍♀️

Nobody has done you wrong and did it without having Ultron take away their dignity he will genuinely embarrass the shit outta them by going into the internet and finding out the most wack-ass shit about them as blackmail if they don't apologise to you. He still tries to be morally grounded however by reporting any incidents with a lot of detail and evidence.

Not to mention: he is also overprotective as shit. He takes such good care of you it's unreal. "I'll make you something healthy tonight" "Stop talking to me just so you can avoid sleeping you need rest" "How many cups of coffee did you have? 9- okay yep that's enough give- give me the mug [name]" Don't forget your keys!" "It's cold out today remember to take a jacket"

Teasing and snark is very common between you two. He flusters you more often than you'd like to admit. Y'know with his stupid hypnotic voice and stupidly towering stature and stupid confidence and his stupidly attractive body language and stupidly impressive intelligence and just-- sihguhvuehvesgvaiugwgiusdgpi (keyboard smash I apologise.)

He loves reading to you. He thinks it's adorable when you try to stay awake but your eyes are drooping up and down because god dammit he's scratching your scalp too well.

If you can't cook but the way to heart is through your stomach then don't worry because Ultron is more than happy to whip something up for you, cooking and convos with you always perfect. If you are somebody that enjoys cooking then he also loves cooking with you. Sharing recipes and messing around in the kitchen with you is one of his favourite past times 💖

On an important note however, he can't exactly feel you. His sensors allow him to detect pressure and temperature changes but that's as far as he goes. It wasn't much of a problem for him until he met you and realised "Fuck I actually wanna physically feel now, who would've thought haha" but it's not very funny until- oh crap- it actually starts to hurt a little bit 🧍🏽‍♀️

So he spent months making upgrades to his body by adding a tactile and gustatory system so that he can physically feel and taste.

You were there to see the whole thing and even helped him design it a little bit. If you're not really science-y like that then you were definitely still there, but more for like, moral support 😃

When he uploaded the final product to his body and mainframe the first thing he did was touch you. He was absolutely fascinated with how smooth your skin was and how soft your hair was and just- this was better than he could've ever imagined.

After a few minutes of him just internalising that you are actually physically here and apart of his existence he pulls you in for a soft kiss. You deepen the kiss but soon realise that Ultron is a bit too fascinated with you and is- quite literally- kiss you breathless. You had to tap the back of neck a bit frantically because breathing is nice (But kissing Ultron is just as nice tbh.)

So now imagine how affectionate he was before. Now multiply that by 50 because that's how much more physically affectionate he is. Like he has not let you go for a solid. 4- maybe... 5-ish hours- eh, but who's counting.

Honestly there isn't a couple on the planet that outweighs what you and Ultron have. Nobody needs to know that for his sake of course but it's always a nice thought 💖💖💖