How Many Lang U Ages Do You Know? Which Are Your Favorites?

hey bill, do you have a favorite out of the knifes that you've found (for not particular reason...)

THE BIGGEST ONE. DUH. WHY.

Wakes wakes here’s a snakey!

🐍

m' gonna throttle you 😿😿😿 queer 😿😿

so where do you plan on going while your out anyways (random question bc I’m bored out of my mind)

Honestly I'm just chilling in the backyard... needed me some nature anyway, I think he's waking up..

(Drawing in progress!)

Hey bill, how did you end up here in the human world? Did you just spawn in here or did you get sent here.

AND WHY WOULD I TELL YOU? GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL BEFORE YOU ASK PERSONAL QUESTIONS. ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM HERE BECAUSE I WANT TO BE.

I don't know if anyone has ever asked you this before, but have you ever played chess with him?

I haven't, but he seems like a fun fella to play with! Can't for the life of me find the chessboard I'm increasingly convinced I never had, though. Maybe Jenga...

I actually dunno what he likes, food-wise. Maybe chocolate cake! Everyone loves chocolate cake!!

Auugh...I dont have chocolate cake mix..but I do have brownies!

I gave him the art supplies and he calmed down a lot. (Rubbing my hands together like an evil fly) time to start baking

alright if you have such a good music taste then you start making suggestions, im trying to think of stuff and i can't remember what any songs are about or how good they are rn. give me a song i should listen to, i can handle it

UNCANNY GHOST AND PALS. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT ITS BECAUSE YOU SUCK.

I'm so honk mimimi yall

(Bill is now available to be asked questions directly! He will type in constant caps! Yummers.)

both!! Throw a water balloon at him from outside the room and scurry away like a frightened mouse before he can find you!!

Thing is, I don't want my chaise wet...😭

I think what I'm gonna do is let him wake up when I'm gone, and then sneak up and pop a balloon! Maximum sacredness! No clean up!