Cmonnn! At Least TRY To Tell Me. Please? Pretty Please? With A Cherry On Top?

you should play the song “we’ll meet again”, I think he’ll like it. Idk he just gives off those vibes yk?

HES SINGING OMFG

I didn't know he could sing???wowzers I feel so special

He asked how I knew this song and I just told him I found it on a random Playlist I'm so slick

What happened to your floating? Have you just been content with living on the floor or can you physically not, not ment to be an insult, just curious

PERSONAL BIZ. IF YOU WANT INFORMATION FROM ME, YOULL HAVE TO OFFER SOMETHING FIRST.

I WILL SAY, CONSIDERING I CONTINUOUSLY COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO REACH THE TOP SHELF, THE ANSWER IS PRETTY OBVIOUS. IDIOT.

Good morning Tumblr

(In unison: Good morning Tumblr!)

He’s done..things.Bad things.with many humans just like you.

all you need to know is,hes bad news.

Oh! Huh, I'm gonna be honest, I just kinda thought he was silly.

Well, to be fair, he can't even open doors right now. So...I think I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt. Not total trust, da-doy. But...can't hurt that much just to be a little nice.

GOOD MORNUNG TUMBLR. THE AXOLOTL HAS LET ME LIVE ANOTHER DAY AND I AM GOING TO MAKE IT EVERYBODYS PROBLEM.

I actually dunno what he likes, food-wise. Maybe chocolate cake! Everyone loves chocolate cake!!

Auugh...I dont have chocolate cake mix..but I do have brownies!

I gave him the art supplies and he calmed down a lot. (Rubbing my hands together like an evil fly) time to start baking

You said you wanted deep dark secrets on Azure, right?

YES. DO YOU HAVE ANY???

hey azure, how does bill respond to being teased? it seems like he just wants to steal snacks no instead of getting angry lol. is itfun to mess with him?

By anons he gets pouty like a toddler, by me? He flops down onto whatever he's sitting on or standing on no matter where, flat on his eye and refuses to get up until I take it back. Dramatic!

alright, so you hate harpy hare. what about icicles (by the scary jokes)? its a very pointy song if you ignore how soft the music can be at times

YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC BLOWS. GET BETTER. IT SOUNDS LIKE STANDING UP WITH AN IRON DEFICIENCY.

I feel like I should clarify, while I am a minor, the me in the Bill blog is an adult! (Opens more opportunity for plot.)