okay hi here's some headcanons I have about soapshipping
- narrators lip constantly gets caught on tyler's chipped tooth when they're kissing it's almost comical how often it happens
- narrator likes to fidget with tyler's fingers when they're close to each other and it's really annoying but tyler doesn't stop him
- tyler likes messing up narrator's hair right before he leaves for work so he has to go back and fix it. he eventually gives up and just goes to work with messy hair (also tyler likes raking his fingers through his hair in general but he wouldn't make that super obvious. narrator doesn't like touching tyler's hair that much because the texture is weird from all the gel <//3)
- narrator uses the soap they make, tyler does't. he smells like body odor and cigarette smoke poorly masked with cheap cologne and narrator is still obsessed with it like the freak he is
- not really soapshipping but tyler would listen to queen + glam rock in general. specifically the weirdly horny ones. I mean look at those 70s outfits you can't tell me he doesn't bump get down make love on the regular. narrator doesn't have a super defined music taste. he's not cool like that. he listens to creep and thinks he's crazy for it
okay that's it for now I'm crazy bye
Mia Bergeron (American, 1980) - Winter Bardo (2024)
microscopic narrator and tyler durden π€ they're stickers!!
such a pretty house and such a pretty garden
my chemical romance give me the strength to make it through finals π―οΈ
Hello! I'm Willow and I genuinely hate that I'm making a post like this! It makes me feel like crap! And I am so sorry you have to see this on your dashboard, but if you don't mind at all I'd.. really appreciate you taking a moment to read.
Earlier this month, my family had to drop $3,000+ to pay the water bill, leaving us with no money except for the little paychecks I receive from my work. Unfortunately, we also have to pay a lawyer's bill of $1,500 soon. Like, December 16th soon. We have a sheriff sale on that day. Now we have a lawyer lined up ready to file a "motion of stay", but he needs some form of payment, and I currently only have $176 total in my bank account after I had to give up my own savings to help cover the water bill. I don't get paid until this upcoming Friday, but even the check won't be enough. He'll take half of that payment if necessary, but uh... still far from even half of it, yknow?
I am a 24 year old living with my 65 year old mother who just got out of the hospital after suffering a stroke and two seizures who has memory loss, and my 43 year old sister who is wheelchair bound and needs specialized care. If the motion of stay doesn't get filed, the house will go into foreclosure and we'll all be sent on the streets. Which is terrifying to think about.
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drawn traditionally in ink π but they kind of look digital here, that's neat!