The Fact That Even Zemo Knows That He Has To Call Bucky James, But Fake Captain America Doesn’t Is

Y/N, to The Avengers: Hey guys, do you wanna hear what Peter sent Tony today?

Y/N, reading from their phone: Hello Mr Stark,

Y/N: I will be a little late to the compound today. I am not sure how late, but I will be there. I have been trying to find a way out of my room for over 20 minutes. There is a very big bug between me and the door and when I move, it moves, and when it flies its wings make this awful whirring noise like some vassal of horror. We are locked in a stalemate and I am at every disadvantage, and I wholeheartedly believe the bug is aware of this. Respectfully, I am in tears, Peter Parker.

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noo-noo the hoover in loki confirmed?

Them: Ok yeah, Criminal Minds is good and all but that tech girl Garcia?? Shes SO annoying like omfg can she just s t o p

Me: