Bucky, Holding Two Ice Cones: Hey Steve Because Everyone Is Back From The Snap I Thought We Could Spend

Me: *purposefully clicks on a fic tagged multiple times as a soulmate au*

The soulmate au: and they were soulmates!

Me, gasping: oh my god they were soulmates

Steve: What’s a Bucket List?

Y/N: It’s a list of things you want to do before you die. I have one, you should make one too!

Steve: So what do you wanna do?

Y/N: The usual stuff... Swimming with dolphins ya know...

Y/N: *Is sweating while crossing Buckys Name off*

By: Sveta | sdamiani

Bruce: We promised Steve we would prepare for the mission.

Y/N: No, Bruce, you promised Steve. See, I never promise Steve anything. That way, I never disappoint him. I try to be considerate.

(Bonus)

Tony: Do you really care about disappointing him, though?

Y/N: No. Absolutely not.

💕

am i kicked out of the f andom yet 

bucky: *speaking russian*

steve: i know, i know.

sam: you speak russian?

steve: no. i just know the phrase, ‘you're so fucking dumb’ in every language he speaks.