Tony: Why Does Everyone Assume The Worst Of Me?

Steve: What’s a Bucket List?

Y/N: It’s a list of things you want to do before you die. I have one, you should make one too!

Steve: So what do you wanna do?

Y/N: The usual stuff... Swimming with dolphins ya know...

Y/N: *Is sweating while crossing Buckys Name off*

Henry: I need an adult!

Reid: I'm an adult

Henry: I need a different adult

“Se vier, venha com cem por cento de certeza. Por que dúvidas, já bastam as minhas.”

— Caio Fernando Abreu. 

if my future boyfriend doesn’t give off spencer reid or mgg vibes then i d o n ’ t w a n t h i m

if my future boyfriend doesn’t give off spencer reid or mgg vibes then i d o n ’ t w a n t h i m

bucky: *speaking russian*

steve: i know, i know.

sam: you speak russian?

steve: no. i just know the phrase, ‘you're so fucking dumb’ in every language he speaks.

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half is just hopeless

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