Yasminwashere - Yasmin:)

If the BAU and I have one thing in common, it’s that we’re both looking for a white male in his twenties to forties

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Tony: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Steve: that’s not an award. That’s an angry letter from Fury.

Tony, hanging it up in his room: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award.

Me: *purposefully clicks on a fic tagged multiple times as a soulmate au*

The soulmate au: and they were soulmates!

Me, gasping: oh my god they were soulmates

Y/N, to The Avengers: Hey guys, do you wanna hear what Peter sent Tony today?

Y/N, reading from their phone: Hello Mr Stark,

Y/N: I will be a little late to the compound today. I am not sure how late, but I will be there. I have been trying to find a way out of my room for over 20 minutes. There is a very big bug between me and the door and when I move, it moves, and when it flies its wings make this awful whirring noise like some vassal of horror. We are locked in a stalemate and I am at every disadvantage, and I wholeheartedly believe the bug is aware of this. Respectfully, I am in tears, Peter Parker.